Nova:Scatland

Scatland
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Nation	Central Alaska Formally Somerset
Continent	North America
Population	8 humans and 300 snow golems
Date of establishment	May 2019 Reestablished June 2020
Languages	English, Pig Latin

Co-Founded by BabeRuth, DoubleHomicide (formally known as John Wayne Gacy), and sooner than later, NitroDioxide (The Fecal Merchants).

Formation

On May 2019, two brave explorers under the known as BabeRuth and JohnWayneGacy (now known as of May the 3rd 2019 DoubleHomicide), went from Armenia to Romania via a magical portal and then from their ports across the world to Alaska. Although they had many natural enemies, from their fearless political outcries to their sole autistic love for shit and cobblestone, they founded cobblestone town, in which they began excavating the catacombs. The next day they would change their name to TiananmenSquare to provoke a certain and new player base gaining on the server, where many of this demographic would begin to swarm in a rage over the name, where JohnWayneGacy would be slaughtered and robbed. This prompted one final name change, and it's last one, Scatland.

Parties

The leading party in Scatland is the Glory Hole Foundation, which originated from the Lazy River Society. The lesser-known and the exiled party of Sovereign Swag is a no longer supported party due to the severe war crimes committed by them, although it is not illegal to support the party. Most of the SS party post-irradiation had been executed by the state or banished to never return, and only the supporting Populus remained.

Serfdom

     Scatland uses it's citizens and removes the element of the proletariat class in place of a economical class of slaves where they are given free housing and expression but they must participate in religious ceremonies and sometimes construction, this housing is within the sewers known as Earth's largest toilet. This is because there are no toilets in the sewer houses, so the serfs or "citizens" excrement into the sewer by squatting.

Golem Gate

In the summer of 2019, Scatland had roughly 700 snow golem nicknamed the Logang, this would cause the server to lag and crash, but because of the mafia connection, they survived the potential ban. The mods wiped most of the mobs on the server to rid of the lag (however some golems prevailed). In return, this crashed the economy of the server temporarily because of the server-wide mob wipe.

Golem Gate Aftermath / Monuments

The people of Scatland were deeply saddened by this new development, Scatland's representative Mob, the snow golem, were all killed, prompting a monument. This monument was a giant snowman constructed out of feces.

https://i.imgur.com/kBbrEsh.png"ScatMan" Snow Golem remembrance monument. -Constructed by NitroDioxide

Trivia

1. The town motto is "Lithhr Cachas", meaning "Shit filled earth"
2. Pig Latin is a language spoken by snow golems.
3. A piece of the original Scatland is displayed proudly in the official museum.
4. Representative mob is the Snow Golem.
5. Scatland's anthem is https://youtu.be/02vDkMEdIkY, known as Scatman's world