Jewtsuism

Jewtsuism
Religious Symbol
God	Jewtsu
Prophet	No_Jewtsu

What is Jewtsuism?

Jewtsuism is the belief in grinding. Jewtsuism was created on November 19, 2018 by No_Jewtsu. Followers of Jewtsuism must obey the god of Jewtsu (not No_Jewtsu).

Story of Jewtsuism

The Beginning

No_Jewtsu, the leader of Beijing at the time, saw a strange being up in the clouds. The being told No_Jewtsu, "I am the god of grinding, Jewtsu, I shall enlighten you with the powers of "grinding hard" to have you succeed on the journey to become a rich minecraft politician." No_Jewtsu thought this was absolute BS and accepted the thought that he probably has schizophrenia, so he turned back home.

The Realization

No_Jewtsu saw Jewtsu, the god of grinding, on November 19, 2018! This time Jewtsu had something to give No_Jewtsu. Jewtsu gave him 13 feathers, 8 ink sacks, 38 pieces of paper, and 2 leather. No_Jewtsu was very thankful. He quickly made a book and a quill. After he made the book and quill he quickly wrote down what he saw and heard what Jewtsu told him in the "Bible of Jewtsuism." He later accepted that he probably doesn't have schizophrenia. He put the bible in an ancient abandoned shrine behind a mountain near Los Angeles and called the shrine "Jewtsu Shrine". Once No_Jewtsu dies the powers of "grinding hard" will pass onto another person of great power who believes in Jewtsuism.

Who is Jewtsu?

Jewtsu is a mysterious being that lurks in the sky above the clouds. He is said to be the one who puts all the gold in the ground. He is the one that gives us luck and fortune. He is RNGesus of the world of Terra Nova. He is what we love sometimes and hate sometimes. He is Jewtsu.

Official Practices of Jewtsuism

Being a follower of Jewtsuism is a lot of work. You must do a daily grind of at least an hour. Visit the shrine and pay one stone the the shrine chest. To worship Jewtsu you must say the "Forbidden Whisper" in text chat or voice chat/

Information About Jewtsuism

"The First Apothegm" - "Grind hard and fast, smoke grass, and eat ass."

"The Second Apothegm" - "If you stop, you get the glock."

"The Three Decrees"

1. Grind
2. Expand
3. Invite

"Forbidden Whisper" - "November india golf golf alpha" or "November india golf golf echo romeo"

Who Follows Jewtsuism

• Town of Los Angeles

Pics

1st pic: Shrine of Jewtsu