The Pissist Restoration of France

Template:Series on Avalon v2 The Pissist Restoration of France, also known as The French Crusade, The France Crusade or The Francia Crusade, was a Pissist Crusade on the general area of France as a response to Pro-Catholic sentiment in the area, and also to commemorate the crowning of Hodin as the new Emperor of Imperial Québec. Participating in the crusade were members of the Maritime East Coast Alliance (M.E.C.A.), Québec, Vinland, Ellesmere, Avalon, Acadia, Labrador, and extremist forces from The Sex Army, whom also participated. This crusade is considered an extremely Holy event, as not only did the crusaders find Ancient French Pissist ruins during the Crusade, but The Ball God himself made an appearance in the form of _Obliterator by spawning on top of the Eiffel Tower during the crusade.

The Pissist Restoration of France
General Information
Religion	Pissism
Date	August 22nd, 2021.
Location	France (Region)
Belligerents	The Sex Army, M.E.C.A., Acadia, Avalon, Labrador, Québec, Vinland, Ellesmere The Catholic Church

From an aerial photo, it can be deduced that over 177~ Pee Pees were placed in France during the Crusade.

An aerial photo, featuring the 163 of the 177 identified Pee Pees.

The Pissist Restoration of France

Before the Crusade

A Change in Leadership

The original screenshot of Hodin's announcment.

At Exactly 2:43:36 PM EST on August 21st, 2021, Hodin made an announcement explaining how on the following evening, a coronation would be taking place to pass the Crown from Emperor (and woman) Morgini to Hodin himself, thereby crowning him Emperor of Québec. But alongside this exciting announcement, he also divulged that after the coronation, a Pissism Crusade were to take place against the Roman Catholic Church. There had been a steady rise in Anti-Catholic<ref>I don't know if I need to clarify this, but this is talking about the EarthMC religion by the name of Catholicism, not the real-life religion. We love all peoples.</ref> sentiment in Greater Québec as of recently due to heightened tension between the Catholic Church and other nations picking sides in the French Civil War, and also because many in Québec believe roleplay to be stupid. After the message was sent, it spread throughout the Pissist World, making its way throughout the seven seas. Many Pissists had heard the word of Hodin and agreed to join him in this crusade. The message even met The Sex Army, an extremist Pissist religious group whom will fight tooth-and-nail to press their religion and impress The Ball God. Many reacted with :pee: or :avalong: emojis, citing their interest in the crusade. Though many would not expect it, this crusade would be both an interesting and holy crusade.

The Crowning of Hodin

Hodin being crowned emperor by the former ruler, Morgini.

As the time grew closer, many flocked to Québec's capital, eager to get on with the sacred ceremony. By the time the coronation started, a group of 15 players had already gathered. The coronation officially began when both Morgini and Hodin joined Québec's voice chat, alongside the others. Morgini gave a speech, before Hodin gave one too, decked out in Golden Armour. Morgini officially gave the whole reigns of Québec to Hodin. Immediately afterward, to celebrate the change in leadership, Morgini enabled PvP in the two plots where everyone had gathered. SaltedSuris, leader of Labrador managed to kill Hodin and took his Golden Armour as a joke. He placed his armor on his Ender Chest.<ref>File:Salted regarding Hodin's gold armor.png</ref>

To celebrate Hodin's coronation, Dabs_All_OvarYT brought a stack of Iron Hoes and dumped them on the Battlefield, as "Hodin" sounds an awful lot like "Hoe". After about 10 minutes of Hoe-based PvP Dream-flavoured speed-running, Morgini and Hodin unveiled the location of the following Pissism crusade, a 5x8 unclaimed field south of Paris. After everyone got enough signs, blocks and magenta concrete to cover the earth, everybody teleported to Paris, and the crusade began.

The Crusade

Dabs instructed everyone on the Discord voice chat to go to France's n spawn and to go southeast to the place where the crusade would take place. It was very near to the Eiffel Tower. The crusade started before Dabs got to the place. he carried some pink concrete and lots of pink concrete powder, as he had collected some concrete on Pee Pee Island.

T.B.C.

Other facts

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Gallery

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  A photo of the entrance to St. Morgini's Church

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