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== Tenets ==
== Tenets ==
There are no official tenets in German Llamaism, just to believe in llamas. Llama strip clubs are encouraged, as are llama chapels.
There are no official tenets in German Llamaism, just to believe in llamas. Llama strip clubs are encouraged, as are llama chapels.
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Latest revision as of 14:21, 6 November 2023


German Llamaism

German Llamaism refers to the branch of Llamaism practiced in Germany, German territories colonially, and Europe as a whole. The religion is the least organized of the Llamaist branches, however is a fairly populated one with a solid population of German Llamaists, the largest being in Ulm and Edelstadt.

History

Split from Incan Llamaism

Germans who practiced Llamaism initially were part of the "Unified" Llamaism branch, before moving to the more doctrinal Inca Llamaist branch. Eventually paperpikmin decided to split the church and establish a German-based Llamaism in order to organize the practitioners within Germany and break from beliefs not considered within European circles.

Llama Chapels

Eventually Llama Chapels were established across the Third German Empire. A massive one was planned in Ulm, and some were made in Grosnamibia. One was also made in Grunstadt which houses Archbishop Oretin von Habsburg.

Opposition

Non-llamaists within Germany have expressed dissapointment and dissaproval over Llamaist practices, citing it as a "Canadian Heresy". Unified Llamaism has also attempted to absorb it, to no avail.

Tenets

There are no official tenets in German Llamaism, just to believe in llamas. Llama strip clubs are encouraged, as are llama chapels.