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'''Newmanism''' is an Oceano-Asiatic religion based mainly on '''[[Craftism#Kobi|Kobist Craftism]]''', '''[[Sheepism]]''', '''[[Stonism]]''' & '''[https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/Shrekism Shrekism]'''. His holy towns are '''[[New-Prague]]''', '''[[Aurora:Onfast_Bay|Onfast]]''' & '''[[Pilsy]]'''.
'''Newmanism''' is a noob religion based mainly on '''brain damage'''.
=Religious Texts=
=Religious Texts=
==Genese==
there are none, as newman cannot read :wholesome:
===Creation of Gods===
In the beginning, '''Chaos''' was the sole entity in existence. From this primordial Chaos emerged '''Stonius''', an omnipotent god whose immense power was too great to be contained within a single being. To manage this overwhelming power, '''Stonius''' divided himself into four distinct deities: '''Dark Stonius''', '''Dioritus''', '''Granischus''', and '''Andesita'''. These four gods endeavored to create our reality on multiple occasions, but their efforts were repeatedly thwarted.
 
===Rise of Ogre Gods===
To overcome their creative impasse, the four gods conceived ogre gods, each successive generation inheriting a fraction of their divine power. Over billions of generations, the world became fragmented into millions of small ogre kingdoms. Among these ogre gods, one stood out: '''Shrek''', who possessed an unprecedented power that enabled him to vanquish all other ogre gods and their respective kingdoms.
 
===Creation of The Craft===
Seeking to harness the collective powers of his defeated opponents, as well as his own, while preserving his consciousness, '''Shrek''' created '''The Craft'''. This divine entity was forged from the essence of '''Shrek''' himself and the combined powers of all the ogre gods. '''The Craft''' brought an end to the ogre world, birthing our reality in its place.
==Sheep's Prophecy==
===Sheep's Revelation===
'''KobiKraft''', the king of '''[[Aurora:Pilbara|Pilbara]]''' and '''[[Nova:Sudan|Sudan]]''' was visited by a sheep from space who could see part of the future, he informed '''Kobi''' of a prophecy, according to which one of his disciples will become the benevolent and most powerful incarnation of '''The Craft'''. '''Kobi''', while continuing to teach his disciples his principles, saw that one of them stood out from all thanks to a deep understanding of the world and this person was none other than '''Newman6611''' to whom he decided to entrust the creation of '''[[New-Prague]]''' to the east of '''[[Aurora:Onslow Bay|Onslow Bay]]'''.
 
===Newman's Advent===
The advent of '''Newman''' begin with the grand prophete '''[[Aurora:Newman6611|Newman6611]]''' who went to hear the words of  '''Kobi''' to create a land inland protected by the '''Craft'''. '''[[Aurora:Newman6611|Newman6611]]''' agreed to follow '''Kobi''''s words and with his army of Teutonic Knights and Hussites, he created '''[[New-Prague]]''', the sacred land of the gods on the vaunted '''Terra Australis'''. After all this '''[[Aurora:Newman6611|Newman6611]]''' began the education of of his principles which Newmanism will inherit to his disciples, he taught them to help each other and thanks to mystical powers, he knew how to calm all famines and make all kinds of toxic herbs edible. This power attracted '''[[Woomy2k9]]''''s jealousy and killed him by pushing him towards a ravine. '''[[Aurora:Newman6611|Newman6611]]''' was no longer from the world of the living and was reincarnated as a divinity unter the name of '''God Newman''' who subdued '''[[Woomy2k9]]''' from his peach trees and purified him to put him at his orders.
=Notable Figures=
=Notable Figures=
* '''The Craft''' - A sentient essence which guides reality.
* '''Newman''' - idiot
* '''Newman''' - God who the beneficial and the most powerful incarnation of the Craft and a ancient prophet and a ancient disciple of Kobi.
* '''Kobi''' - sigma
* '''Shrek''' - an ancient god and the main composition of The Craft who he controlling it without any influence of good or evil, his soul can appear in the physical world in the form of a sheep landed from space that sees a part of the future
* '''Stonius''' - The first god and the powerful god who existed, his 4 incarnations have become under the will of The Craft, the pillars that supports the earth in blocks of the same name.
*'''Trouble''' - The evil incarnation of the Craft who use handling and malice for gain more power.
* '''Kobi''' - Grandest prophet and the most powerful manifestation of God Newman who guided Newman for become a god.
*'''Woomy''' - One of the disciples of the Newman who corrupted by Trouble for kill him and after Newman purified him, he became a great ally of this.
*'''FatCat''' - One of the disciples and above all the best warrior, and strategist of Newman who helped him notably in the war of the Legendary Destiny against Woomy and Trouble.
*'''KingBacon''' - One of the disciples and spy of Newman, notable ennemy of Trouble.
*'''UnitiveBog & GalaxyGaming''' - The more important disciples of Kobi.
* '''Aran''' - A human prophet who was chosen by God Newman to preach.
* '''Seraphina''' - A faithful disciple who helped re-establish society under The Craft.
* '''Malachar''' - A resentful heretic responsible for establishing Trouble in the physical world.
* '''Arkon''' - A once talented artisan who turned to Trouble.
* '''Elara''' - The daughter of Seraphina who discovered Sanctara.
* '''Caesar & Koba''' - The first humans.
* '''The 9 Golems''' - Carriers of the pillars of the Earth.
* '''Alaric''' - A woodcutter, the only living being to have witnessed Lignumia.
=Command Tables=
=Command Tables=
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! Number !! Command
! Number !! Command
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|-
| I || '''You will bow down to Newman'''
| I || you will make up religions to copy kobi
|-
|-
|II || '''You will build in the name of Newmanism'''
|II || you will hit your head until you think newman is god
|-
|-
|III || '''You will defend Newmanism'''
|III || you will join australia after your alt gets banned
|-
|-
|IV || '''You will respect Newmanism in all its forms'''
|IV || you will mass alt
|-
|-
|V || '''You will help your colleagues'''
|V || you will worship woomy and kobi
|-
|-
|VI || '''you will not blaspheme Newmanism'''
|VI || I love oiled up black men
|-
|-
|VII || '''You will be considerate of your neighbor'''
|VII ||
|}
|}

Revision as of 05:04, 22 January 2025

Newmanism is a noob religion based mainly on brain damage.

Religious Texts

there are none, as newman cannot read :wholesome:

Notable Figures

  • Newman - idiot
  • Kobi - sigma

Command Tables

Number Command
I you will make up religions to copy kobi
II you will hit your head until you think newman is god
III you will join australia after your alt gets banned
IV you will mass alt
V you will worship woomy and kobi
VI I love oiled up black men
VII
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