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== Wars == | == Wars == | ||
Greaseballer was involved in several wars, almost all in | Greaseballer was involved in several wars, almost all in defence of [[Nubia]]. In late 2019, he was one of the few that would fight for the nation, now [[Nubia]] has a large army. | ||
=== War with Ancient Egypt === | === War with Ancient Egypt === | ||
In November 2019, [[Ancient Egypt]] | In November 2019, [[Ancient Egypt]] took the town of Le Caire from [[Nubia]]. In response, [[Twomoo1119]] met with [[louisdek]] to talk about it. He was then killed. This started a war between the 2 nations. Greaseballer would become active again shortly after the war declaration, and procede to grief Osiris heavily, racking up 2 warns. The dynmap outside of it would be griefed, with him writing "Ancient Egypt Sucks", "Louisdek Smells", and "Fuck Egypt" along with several dicks. He would also use water and glass to grief which would get him warned. For attacking, he would kill [[louisdek]] twice, but be killed by Daviq, a Bosnian defending [[louisdek]], several times. Eventually with the help of the [[Greater Roman Empire (GRE)]] [[louisdek]] would be killed much more. However, by January 2020 the war had cooled down. | ||
=== War with Ottoman Rumelia === | === War with Ottoman Rumelia === | ||
In January 2020 when Nubia joined the GRE, they were dragged into a war with [[Ottoman Rumelia]], a nation that rebelled and was owned by Vlad. Greaseballer was Magister Militum during this, so he would lead attacks. | In January 2020 when [[Nubia]] joined the [[Greater Roman Empire (GRE)|GRE]], they were dragged into a war with [[Ottoman Rumelia]], a nation that rebelled and was owned by Vlad. Greaseballer was Magister Militum during this, so he would lead attacks. Much of the time the rest of the [[Greater Roman Empire (GRE)|GRE]] wouldn't come to the attacks, so Greaseballer would go with just [[Lopile]] and Novamaeda to attack them. The majority of the time it would be a success as Vlad would claimhide. Later into the month, Ottoman Rumelia would disband, ending the war. | ||
=== | === Conflict with Ethiopia === | ||
When [[Ethiopia (May 2020)]] revolted, | When [[Ethiopia (May 2020)]] revolted, [[Nubia]]'s population would decline heavily. The only semi-active town that stayed in [[Nubia]] besides [[El Obeid]] was [[Kiir]]. Greaseballer quickly started attacking small towns in [[Ethiopia (May 2020)|Ethiopia]], first being Ssadoo_Sanctuary. Ice, who owned the town, would be killed several times. He would then attempt to attack [[Kiir]], but would be killed again. Greaseballer then started attacking [[Kraftier]], becoming the first person to do so. It would fail however, as [[Kobikraft]] refused to go out of claims. Greaseballer would then attempt to attack [[Mersa]], and build a large penis in the south. This would be taken down, so Greaseballer built a field of them to the west with the help of Novamaeda. They would be taken down. [[Twomoo1119]] would then take control of Nubia, and attacks would stop. | ||
=== | === Conflict with Yemen === | ||
Greaseballer would briefly be involved with the war with [[Yemen]]. Even before Ethiopia was disbanded, he would try to get Nubia to secede from Yemen. In June 2020, Yemen declared war on Nubia. Greaseballer would be involved in several fights including in El Obeid and Massenya, but would later go inactive to play on other servers. | ''Main article: [[Yemen-Nubia Conflict]]'' | ||
Greaseballer would briefly be involved with the war with [[Yemen]]. Even before [[Ethiopia (May 2020)|Ethiopia]] was disbanded, he would try to get [[Nubia]] to secede from [[Yemen]]. In June 2020, [[Yemen]] declared war on [[Nubia]]. Greaseballer would be involved in several fights including in [[El Obeid]] and Massenya, but would later go inactive to play on other servers. | |||
=== War with Sudan === | === War with Sudan === | ||
''Main article: [[The Sudanese Rebellion]]'' | |||
In July 2020, [[kobiKraft]] toggled PvP on Greaseballer and [[StarKiller1744]] while they were in [[Kobikraft|kobiKraft]]'s home. This is when he was still in [[Nubia]], so the rest of [[Nubia]] defended him. They were unaware of that [[Kobikraft|kobiKraft]] planned to do. in August he would secede and set up Sudan, Greaseballer quickly started raiding them, but would fail to get any kills as [[Kobikraft|kobiKraft]] and [[TheSuperGamer205]] would claimhide. Eventually he scored a few kills on [[Kraftier]] residents outside the city. He would also grief the outside of [[Kraftier]]. Greaseballer would also participate in Frog Moore, attacking Nicky_Who several times, but still not being able to get any kills. The war would later cool down as [[Kobikraft|kobiKraft]] wouldnt come out of claims. | |||
=== War with Kindu === | === War with Kindu === | ||
in February 2020, Kindu would revolt again and join Rwanda. This would be a disaster for them, as Nubia would quickly start attacking. He would lead the [[Second Kindu Offensive]], which saw the deaths of several Kinduans. He also held off 2 5v1s, killing zwin32 and deathmongr in them. This war would also cool down as Kindu went inactive shortly after the battles | ''Main article: [[Nubia-Kindu War]]'' | ||
in February 2020, Kindu would revolt again and join Rwanda. This would be a disaster for them, as [[Nubia]] would quickly start attacking. He would lead the [[Second Kindu Offensive]], which saw the deaths of several Kinduans. He also held off 2 5v1s, killing zwin32 and deathmongr in them. This war would also cool down as Kindu went inactive shortly after the battles | |||
== Friends == | == Friends == | ||
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Greaseballer (formerly Noahser and noahsermoo1119) is a Nubian player who first joined on the 17th of September 2019, and has been playing since. He was formerly Minister of Cultural Affairs for Nubia (from September 2020 - January 2021), and former Nubian Minister of Defence. He is also the leader of Kiir, which managed reached over 70 residents at peak with gorkymoo1119 and twomoo1119's help.
First days
Greaseballer joined in September of 2019 after escaping a factions server he was hated on, He spawned in Southern Iran, in modern day Persepolis. This was convenient, as he wanted to make Medina, which is a bit north of Mecca. At the time, no town occupied that area. He quickly realized that there was no way he was going to make that much gold. He was then offered to join the town of Tiger's Nest, in Bhutan. He declined this, instead continuing to persue medina. Finally he was approached by twomoo1119, who wanted to invite him to El Obeid. He would accept this, and join the town.
Short time in El Obeid
When he joined El Obeid, he was given a small house and a horse. He would explore areas, and go along the ice roads to find new lands. Eventually, he started to gather gold for a town in South Sudan, and it was to be called South Sudan. When Greaseballer asked twomoo1119 for funding, he declined, saying that if it doesn't have enough money to found itself, then it wont be able to afford claims. Eventually, Greaseballer would gather enough gold to make a town, and on September 25th, 2019, he made South Sudan, now called Kiir.
After making Kiir
When South Sudan was founded, he brought in one of his friends, Lopile, to help him. Eventually Lopile became inactive, so Greaseballer would be on his own. Greaseballer would be an on and off player, usually coming back to EarthMC when he got banned on another server or something interesting happened to the server (such as the Ethiopian Revolt). He played during mid September - late September, late November - late January, early March - early April, early May - early June, and early July - Present. He also has the 2nd oldest /res date in Nubia, only behind twomoo1119. Along with Twict and Bigdaddythunder, he would grief areas around Osiris during the war with Ancient Egypt in late 2019. The Grief would eventually get rolled back.
Politics
Greaseballer's first political position was Kephale in the Greater Roman Empire (GRE) in late 2019. He was appointed to be one by twomoo1119, along with a resident of El Obeid. He would later run for Magister Militum, and win. He didn't do much of anything as MM, and would take a break near the end of his term to focus on other servers. It would be all the way until June of 2020 when he would get another political position. He was Minister of Defence for Nubia for 3 days in June before resigning to focus on other servers. When he came back, he ran as Minister of Cultural Affairs several times, but was never elected. He managed to get MoCA when iamkeg resigned in October. He would then run again in November and December, winning both terms, but would stop running in January.
Tactical Marriage
Greaseballer is currently married to 5 people, Amphire, Nbax, Sovietlord, Driifter, and Gorkymoo1119. Only one of these marriages are recognized, the one with Driiftermoo1119. Only 2 of these marriages have had weddings, those being Amphire and Sovietlord, The others didn't, but weddings with Gorkymoo1119 and Driifter are possible in the future. The majority of these marriages were set up to anger the person that is getting married and almost all of these marriages were ironic.
Marriage with Amphire
In response to Mongolia declaring war on Nubia, Greaseballer set up a marriage with Amphire in an attempt to anger him. A wedding was organized at Kraftier on September 20th, 2020. When the day arrived, it was heavily advertised in chat by the Nubians, the location was also switched to Dharug so more people could get there. Right before the wedding, Amphire left the server, so Greaseballer got StarKiller1744 to put on Amphires skin and act as him. and on September 20th, 2020, Amphire and Greaseballer "married"
Marriage with SovietLord
On December 2nd, 2020, SovietLord and Greaseballer married. This marriage was due to several reasons, First was the fact that SovietLord is communist, and Greaseballer despises communism. The 2nd reason is SovietLord was saying homophobic things in global chat earlier in the day, and in an attempt to anger him. The wedding was organized on the spot and advertised in the chat at Arkansas. Nubians then came into Arkansas, in response Sovietlord set the nation spawn to private. The wedding soon turned into a battle between Nubia and Arkansas, but everyone left when Cubs_ showed up.
Marriage with Nbax
Greaseballer's marriage with nbax was set up only to piss off nbax, as he was rude to Greaseballer in global chat. This one had no official wedding, just Nubia mentioning it in global. nbax would later join Nubia's vc, only to get server muted.
Marriage with Gorkymoo1119
This marriages only purpose was to mess with gorkymoo1119 and offend him. After awhile, Greaseballer just started saying that gorkymoo1119 was his "Irish German American Wife" which tilted him.
Marriage with Driifter
This marriage was made semi-seriously as both of them are good friends, and Noahser wanted to marry a woman, as all the people he had married previously were men. Unlike the previous marriages, Driifter recognized it, but like the last 2, there was no wedding, as Noahser finds unironic block game weddings cringe. This marriage only pushed the myth that Driifter and Noahser are in a relationship, which isn't true as they did it because they are close friends.
Books
Greaseballer has written several books and publications, most being erotica between members of Yemen. A list can be found below:
- Vlad x Oranges: made to annoy Raining Oranges and Vlad, written in March 2020.
- Lottie x Alex: made for the same reason as above, written in May 2020.
- Raining Oranges Rant: Made during the Ethiopian Revolution to attack Raining_Oranges, the leader of Yemen, for his failure to rule Nubia. It talks about how he has failed to run Yemen, him putting his friends in high positions of power, and him allegedly simping for Zovely, a resident of Yemen. He then posted it in the Yemen discord, which got him banned from it. Then, he converted it into a mp3 file and played it in the Yemen vc, which got the alt he used banned. Written in May 2020.
Oranges x Zovely: made to annoy Raining_Oranges and Zovely, written in May 2020
Wars
Greaseballer was involved in several wars, almost all in defence of Nubia. In late 2019, he was one of the few that would fight for the nation, now Nubia has a large army.
War with Ancient Egypt
In November 2019, Ancient Egypt took the town of Le Caire from Nubia. In response, Twomoo1119 met with louisdek to talk about it. He was then killed. This started a war between the 2 nations. Greaseballer would become active again shortly after the war declaration, and procede to grief Osiris heavily, racking up 2 warns. The dynmap outside of it would be griefed, with him writing "Ancient Egypt Sucks", "Louisdek Smells", and "Fuck Egypt" along with several dicks. He would also use water and glass to grief which would get him warned. For attacking, he would kill louisdek twice, but be killed by Daviq, a Bosnian defending louisdek, several times. Eventually with the help of the Greater Roman Empire (GRE) louisdek would be killed much more. However, by January 2020 the war had cooled down.
War with Ottoman Rumelia
In January 2020 when Nubia joined the GRE, they were dragged into a war with Ottoman Rumelia, a nation that rebelled and was owned by Vlad. Greaseballer was Magister Militum during this, so he would lead attacks. Much of the time the rest of the GRE wouldn't come to the attacks, so Greaseballer would go with just Lopile and Novamaeda to attack them. The majority of the time it would be a success as Vlad would claimhide. Later into the month, Ottoman Rumelia would disband, ending the war.
Conflict with Ethiopia
When Ethiopia (May 2020) revolted, Nubia's population would decline heavily. The only semi-active town that stayed in Nubia besides El Obeid was Kiir. Greaseballer quickly started attacking small towns in Ethiopia, first being Ssadoo_Sanctuary. Ice, who owned the town, would be killed several times. He would then attempt to attack Kiir, but would be killed again. Greaseballer then started attacking Kraftier, becoming the first person to do so. It would fail however, as Kobikraft refused to go out of claims. Greaseballer would then attempt to attack Mersa, and build a large penis in the south. This would be taken down, so Greaseballer built a field of them to the west with the help of Novamaeda. They would be taken down. Twomoo1119 would then take control of Nubia, and attacks would stop.
Conflict with Yemen
Main article: Yemen-Nubia Conflict
Greaseballer would briefly be involved with the war with Yemen. Even before Ethiopia was disbanded, he would try to get Nubia to secede from Yemen. In June 2020, Yemen declared war on Nubia. Greaseballer would be involved in several fights including in El Obeid and Massenya, but would later go inactive to play on other servers.
War with Sudan
Main article: The Sudanese Rebellion
In July 2020, kobiKraft toggled PvP on Greaseballer and StarKiller1744 while they were in kobiKraft's home. This is when he was still in Nubia, so the rest of Nubia defended him. They were unaware of that kobiKraft planned to do. in August he would secede and set up Sudan, Greaseballer quickly started raiding them, but would fail to get any kills as kobiKraft and TheSuperGamer205 would claimhide. Eventually he scored a few kills on Kraftier residents outside the city. He would also grief the outside of Kraftier. Greaseballer would also participate in Frog Moore, attacking Nicky_Who several times, but still not being able to get any kills. The war would later cool down as kobiKraft wouldnt come out of claims.
War with Kindu
Main article: Nubia-Kindu War
in February 2020, Kindu would revolt again and join Rwanda. This would be a disaster for them, as Nubia would quickly start attacking. He would lead the Second Kindu Offensive, which saw the deaths of several Kinduans. He also held off 2 5v1s, killing zwin32 and deathmongr in them. This war would also cool down as Kindu went inactive shortly after the battles
Friends
Close friends:
General friends:
- Thee Boss
- UsualMoo1119
- MapleVK
- Blackphoenix1011
- Twict
- Cadenstolethetoe
- Tafffy
- Pirate_Ron
- stiiiiick
- Sad_poo
- Yoda2301
- FonderLightning
- dsimon44_
- OSShaup
 The Second Nubian Empire
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| Member Nations |
 Nubia |  Molodezhnaya |  Botswana |  Namibia |  Kasai | Nejd | Bura | Songhai | Cote Divoire | Songhai | Agadez | Algeria | Nepal | Cameroon | South Sudan | Angola
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| Significant Cities |
El Obeid | Harepan | Bollywood |  Hammerfest | Moba | Gaborone |  Matjiesfontein | Motherland | Kemenkaya | Yako | Los Pollos | Gao |  Suna |  Turkana
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| Nation leaders |
 Emperor twomoo1119 |  Colony Leader TransientBeing |  Colony Leader peterhobo |  Colony Leader RandalTaEndieGuy |  Colony Leader Brobbo41 |  Colony Leader mikzav |  Colony Leader TheKaroo |  Colony Leader Vogotli |  Colony Leader Fijiloopins |  Colony Leader Ezy35613 |  Colony Leader Creightor |
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| Government |
Emperor twomoo1119 |  MoCA UsualKostas |  MoD StarKiller1744 |  MoFA gorkymoo1119 |  MoIA Mengan_ |  MoTaC Lopile
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| Wars and Conflicts |
| Yemen-Nubia Conflict | The Dharug-Kraftier Rebellion | Svalbard-Nordaustlandet Unification War | The Vestspitsbergen Rebellion | Nubia-Kindu War | Ethiopian war of Independence | |