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== What is Jewtsuism? == | == What is Jewtsuism? == | ||
Jewtsuism is the belief in grinding. Jewtsuism was created on November 19, 2018 by [[No_Jewtsu]]. Followers of Jewtsuism must obey the god of Jewtsu (not No_Jewtsu). | Jewtsuism is the belief in luck and grinding. Jewtsuism was created on November 19, 2018 by [[No_Jewtsu]]. Followers of Jewtsuism must obey the god of Jewtsu (not No_Jewtsu). | ||
== Story of Jewtsuism == | == Story of Jewtsuism == | ||
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==== <u>The Realization</u> ==== | ==== <u>The Realization</u> ==== | ||
''No_Jewtsu saw Jewtsu, the god of grinding, on November 19, 2018! This time Jewtsu had something to give No_Jewtsu. Jewtsu gave him 13 feathers, 8 ink sacks, 38 pieces of paper, | ''No_Jewtsu saw Jewtsu, the god of grinding, on November 19, 2018! This time Jewtsu had something to give No_Jewtsu. Jewtsu gave him 13 feathers, 8 ink sacks, 38 pieces of paper, 2 leather, a sword called "Jewtsu's Dildo" and a pickaxe called "Gift of Grinding Hard." No_Jewtsu was very thankful. He quickly made a book and a quill. After he made the book and quill he quickly wrote down what he saw and heard what Jewtsu told him in the "Bible of Jewtsuism." He later accepted that he probably doesn't have schizophrenia. He put the bible in an ancient abandoned shrine behind a mountain near [[Los Angeles]] and called the shrine "Jewtsu Shrine". Once No_Jewtsu dies the powers of "grinding hard" will pass onto another person of great power who believes in Jewtsuism. When founding the religion No_Jewtsu thought of making the symbol of Jewtsuism a die. The die represent luck, because when it takes luck to get what you want from grinding.'' | ||
== Who is Jewtsu? == | == Who is Jewtsu? == | ||
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"Forbidden Whisper" - "November india golf golf alpha" or "November india golf golf echo romeo" | "Forbidden Whisper" - "November india golf golf alpha" or "November india golf golf echo romeo" | ||
There is more information in "The Bible of Jewtsuism" which is located in the chest at Jewtsu Shrine | |||
== Who Follows Jewtsuism == | == Who Follows Jewtsuism == | ||
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== Pics == | == Pics == | ||
[[File:Shrine.png|thumb|381x381px]] | [[File:Shrine.png|thumb|381x381px]] | ||
1st pic: Shrine | 1st pic: Jewtsu Shrine | ||
[[Category:Religion]] | [[Category:Religion]] | ||
[[Category:Events]] | [[Category:Events]] | ||