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==== <u>The Realization</u> ==== | ==== <u>The Realization</u> ==== | ||
''No_Jewtsu saw Jewtsu, the god of grinding, on November 19, 2018! This time Jewtsu had something to give No_Jewtsu. Jewtsu gave him 13 feathers, 8 ink sacks, 38 pieces of paper, 2 leather, a sword called "Jewtsu's Dildo" and a pickaxe called "Gift of Grinding Hard." No_Jewtsu was very thankful. He quickly made a book and a quill. After he made the book and quill he quickly wrote down what he saw and heard what Jewtsu told him in the "Bible of Jewtsuism." He later accepted that he probably doesn't have schizophrenia. He put the bible in an ancient abandoned shrine behind a mountain near [[Los Angeles]] and called the shrine "Jewtsu Shrine". Once No_Jewtsu dies the powers of "grinding hard" will pass onto another person of great power who believes in Jewtsuism. When founding the religion No_Jewtsu thought of making the symbol of Jewtsuism a die. The die represents luck, because it takes luck to get what you want from grinding.'' | ''No_Jewtsu saw Jewtsu, the god of grinding, on November 19, 2018! This time Jewtsu had something to give No_Jewtsu. Jewtsu gave him 13 feathers, 8 ink sacks, 38 pieces of paper, 2 leather, a sword called "Jewtsu's Dildo" and a pickaxe called "Gift of Grinding Hard." No_Jewtsu was very thankful. He quickly made a book and a quill. After he made the book and quill he quickly wrote down what he saw and heard what Jewtsu told him in the "Bible of Jewtsuism." He later accepted that he probably doesn't have schizophrenia. He put the bible in an ancient abandoned shrine behind a mountain near [[Los Angeles]] and called the shrine "Jewtsu Shrine". Jewtsu told No_Jewtsu that there's is a total of 3 shrines all located in the Americas and the only one that can find them is No_Jewtsu. If No_Jewtsu finds all of the shrines he will obtain the true powers of "Grinding Hard." If No_Jewtsu finds all shrines Once No_Jewtsu dies the powers of "grinding hard" will pass onto another person of great power who believes in Jewtsuism. When founding the religion No_Jewtsu thought of making the symbol of Jewtsuism a die. The die represents luck, because it takes luck to get what you want from grinding.'' | ||
==== <u>The 1st Jewtsuism Chruch and Conversion</u> ==== | ==== <u>The 1st Jewtsuism Chruch and Conversion</u> ==== | ||
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== Official Practices of Jewtsuism == | == Official Practices of Jewtsuism == | ||
Being a follower of Jewtsuism is a lot of work. You must do a daily grind of at least an hour. Visit | Being a follower of Jewtsuism is a lot of work. You must do a daily grind of at least an hour. Visit a shrine and pay one stone the the shrine chest. To worship Jewtsu you must say the "Forbidden Whisper" in text chat or voice chat/ | ||
== Information About Jewtsuism == | == Information About Jewtsuism == | ||
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# Invite | # Invite | ||
"Forbidden Whisper" - "November india golf golf alpha" or "November india golf golf echo romeo" | "Forbidden Whisper" - "November india golf golf alpha" or "November india golf golf echo romeo" | ||
"Conversion Whisper" - "Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo - mic echo" | |||
There is more information in "The Bible of Jewtsuism" which is located in the chest at Jewtsu Shrine | There is more information in "The Bible of Jewtsuism" which is located in the chest at Jewtsu Shrine | ||
== Prophets of Jewtsuism == | |||
* No_Jewtsu | |||
== Who Follows Jewtsuism == | == Who Follows Jewtsuism == | ||
* Town of Los Angeles | * Town of Los Angeles | ||
== How to Follow Jewtsuism? == | |||
You have to go through the '''"Journey of Conversion" '''which is a journey you must take in order to follow Jewtsuism. | |||
==== <u>To Start Conversion</u> ==== | |||
The journey is hard depending on where you are settled in the world. There is a total of 3 shrines only in the Americas (Only 1 discovered). You must go to one shrine and pay 1 emerald to the shrine chest. After you pay one emerald you must say the "Conversion Whisper" ("Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo - mic echo") in the global chat. Once you do these two steps you are successfully converted. | |||
==== <u>After Conversion</u> ==== | |||
After conversion you are free to do the practices or not. Keep in mind that if you do the practices your luck increases and if you don't your luck dies out. If you really want to contribute to Jewtsuism build a church for Jewtsuism if you want to successfuly convert your town members. '''If you have converted to Jewtsuism please put your name in the list of "Who Follows Jewtsuism" above.''' | |||
== Shrines and Shrine Locations == | |||
The First Shrine: "Jewtsu Shrine" - Located behind Big Bear Lake or San Gorgonio Mountain | |||
The Second Shrine: Not Discovered | |||
The Third Shrine: Not Discovered | |||
== Pics == | == Pics == | ||
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What is Jewtsuism?
Jewtsuism is the belief in luck and grinding. Jewtsuism was created on November 19, 2018 by No_Jewtsu. Followers of Jewtsuism must obey the god of Jewtsu (not No_Jewtsu).
Story of Jewtsuism
The Beginning
No_Jewtsu, the leader of Beijing at the time, saw a strange being up in the clouds. The being told No_Jewtsu, "I am the god of grinding and luck, Jewtsu, I shall enlighten you with the powers of "grinding hard" to have you succeed on the journey to become a rich minecraft politician." No_Jewtsu thought this was absolute BS and accepted the thought that he probably has schizophrenia, so he turned back home.
The Realization
No_Jewtsu saw Jewtsu, the god of grinding, on November 19, 2018! This time Jewtsu had something to give No_Jewtsu. Jewtsu gave him 13 feathers, 8 ink sacks, 38 pieces of paper, 2 leather, a sword called "Jewtsu's Dildo" and a pickaxe called "Gift of Grinding Hard." No_Jewtsu was very thankful. He quickly made a book and a quill. After he made the book and quill he quickly wrote down what he saw and heard what Jewtsu told him in the "Bible of Jewtsuism." He later accepted that he probably doesn't have schizophrenia. He put the bible in an ancient abandoned shrine behind a mountain near Los Angeles and called the shrine "Jewtsu Shrine". Jewtsu told No_Jewtsu that there's is a total of 3 shrines all located in the Americas and the only one that can find them is No_Jewtsu. If No_Jewtsu finds all of the shrines he will obtain the true powers of "Grinding Hard." If No_Jewtsu finds all shrines Once No_Jewtsu dies the powers of "grinding hard" will pass onto another person of great power who believes in Jewtsuism. When founding the religion No_Jewtsu thought of making the symbol of Jewtsuism a die. The die represents luck, because it takes luck to get what you want from grinding.
The 1st Jewtsuism Chruch and Conversion
Constructed by No_Jewtsu on 11/20/2018. The church is used to practice the religion of Jewtsuism as well as converting the entire town of Los_Angeles. No_Jewtsu makes an attempt to convert all of Los Angeles to convert to Jewtsuism. Mission successful.
Who is Jewtsu?
Jewtsu is a mysterious being that lurks in the sky above the clouds. He is said to be the one who puts all the gold in the ground. He is the one that gives us luck and fortune. He is RNGesus of the world of Terra Nova. He is what we love sometimes and hate sometimes. He is Jewtsu.
Official Practices of Jewtsuism
Being a follower of Jewtsuism is a lot of work. You must do a daily grind of at least an hour. Visit a shrine and pay one stone the the shrine chest. To worship Jewtsu you must say the "Forbidden Whisper" in text chat or voice chat/
Information About Jewtsuism
"The First Apothegm" - "Grind hard and fast, smoke grass, and eat ass."
"The Second Apothegm" - "If you stop, you get the glock."
"The Three Decrees"
- Grind
- Expand
- Invite
"Forbidden Whisper" - "November india golf golf alpha" or "November india golf golf echo romeo"
"Conversion Whisper" - "Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo - mic echo"
There is more information in "The Bible of Jewtsuism" which is located in the chest at Jewtsu Shrine
Prophets of Jewtsuism
- No_Jewtsu
Who Follows Jewtsuism
- Town of Los Angeles
How to Follow Jewtsuism?
You have to go through the "Journey of Conversion" which is a journey you must take in order to follow Jewtsuism.
To Start Conversion
The journey is hard depending on where you are settled in the world. There is a total of 3 shrines only in the Americas (Only 1 discovered). You must go to one shrine and pay 1 emerald to the shrine chest. After you pay one emerald you must say the "Conversion Whisper" ("Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo - mic echo") in the global chat. Once you do these two steps you are successfully converted.
After Conversion
After conversion you are free to do the practices or not. Keep in mind that if you do the practices your luck increases and if you don't your luck dies out. If you really want to contribute to Jewtsuism build a church for Jewtsuism if you want to successfuly convert your town members. If you have converted to Jewtsuism please put your name in the list of "Who Follows Jewtsuism" above.
Shrines and Shrine Locations
The First Shrine: "Jewtsu Shrine" - Located behind Big Bear Lake or San Gorgonio Mountain
The Second Shrine: Not Discovered
The Third Shrine: Not Discovered
Pics
1st pic: Jewtsu Shrine
Similar Gods/Religions
- RNGesus