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==== The Murder of TsuSauce ====

In the realm of the Jewtsuist gods were three gods: Jewtsu, No_Jewtsu, and TsuSauce. TsuSauce was the newest god of Jewtsuism and had obtained the power of reincarnation after his death in the EMC world. No_Jewtsu was upset that the newest god had obtained one of the most useful powers for luck and grinding. In order to correct his sorrow, he would have to consume TsuSauce's godly spirit to obtain the power of reincarnation. No_Jewtsu told Jewtsu about the plot to kill him and Jewtsu wasn't phased about him thinking such a think. No_Jewtsu walk up to TsuSauce and stabbed him 69 times with "'''Jewtsu's Dildo'''." TsuSauce dropped and the floor and No_Jewtsu started consuming him, reminiscent of a snake eating an animal. A few moments later No_Jewtsu would've gained the power of reincarnation and he would of course use it repeatedly till the Higher Gods (moderators) would get tired of it. However, he would get tired of it too.

''In the realm of the Jewtsuist gods were three gods: Jewtsu, No_Jewtsu, and TsuSauce. TsuSauce was the newest god of Jewtsuism and had obtained the power of reincarnation after his death in the EMC world. No_Jewtsu was upset that the newest god had obtained one of the most useful powers for luck and grinding. In order to correct his sorrow, he would have to consume TsuSauce's godly spirit to obtain the power of reincarnation. No_Jewtsu told Jewtsu about the plot to kill him and Jewtsu wasn't phased about him thinking such a think. No_Jewtsu walk up to TsuSauce and stabbed him 69 times with "'''Jewtsu's Dildo'''." TsuSauce dropped and the floor and No_Jewtsu started consuming him, reminiscent of a snake eating an animal. A few moments later No_Jewtsu would've gained the power of reincarnation and he would of course use it repeatedly till the Higher Gods (moderators) would get tired of it. However, he would get tired of it too.''

==== The Last Reincarnation ====

No_Jewtsu would later reincarnate into a player named GeorgeMichaeI. As GeorgeMichaeI, he would make the nation of [[Glacier Bay]] and participate in the [[Cascadian Civil War]]. However, things don't always go as planned. The Higher Gods were upset with the reincarnation attempt by No_Jewtsu. The Higher Gods would later kill GerogeMichaeI, setting No_Jewtsu back to his normal godly state. No_Jewtsu was tired of being killed in the EMC world, so he would stop reincarnating forever. All No_Jewtsu does now is view the world from above, while remaining in contact with the Jewtsuist Californians. No one could ignore the past reincarnations though. The common population of the EMC world still thinks that No_Jewtsu reincarnates.

''No_Jewtsu would later reincarnate into a player named GeorgeMichaeI. As GeorgeMichaeI, he would make the nation of [[Glacier Bay]] and participate in the [[Cascadian Civil War]]. However, things don't always go as planned. The Higher Gods were upset with the reincarnation attempt by No_Jewtsu. The Higher Gods would later kill GerogeMichaeI, setting No_Jewtsu back to his normal godly state. No_Jewtsu was tired of being killed in the EMC world, so he would stop reincarnating forever. All No_Jewtsu does now is view the world from above, while remaining in contact with the Jewtsuist Californians. No one could ignore the past reincarnations though. The common population of the EMC world still thinks that No_Jewtsu reincarnates.''

==== California Notices Jewtsuism ====

In the past Jewtsuism was only taught to old Californians and leaders of California. The religion would hide in the shadows while newcomers would be clueless to what it is or if it even existed. The town of Sequoia gets recreated by Gaming35. This eventually would spark attention to the Jewtsuist religion site, Mount Jewtsu. Jewtsu Shrine would also finally be claimed by California, preventing it from griefs in the past.

''In the past Jewtsuism was only taught to old Californians and leaders of California. The religion would hide in the shadows while newcomers would be clueless to what it is or if it even existed. The town of Sequoia gets recreated by Gaming35. This eventually would spark attention to the Jewtsuist religion site, Mount Jewtsu. Jewtsu Shrine would also finally be claimed by California, preventing it from griefs in the past.''

== Official Practices ==

'''Grind - '''Literally do anything that takes a small amount of effort or more to improve yourself in EMC

'''Praise the Gods - '''Visit one of the religious sites at least once

== <nowiki/>The Gods of Jewtsuism ==

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 ==== <u>The Murder of TsuSauce</u> ====
-In the realm of the Jewtsuist gods were three gods: Jewtsu, No_Jewtsu, and TsuSauce. TsuSauce was the newest god of Jewtsuism and had obtained the power of reincarnation after his death in the EMC world. No_Jewtsu was upset that the newest god had obtained one of the most useful powers for luck and grinding. In order to correct his sorrow, he would have to consume TsuSauce's godly spirit to obtain the power of reincarnation. No_Jewtsu told Jewtsu about the plot to kill him and Jewtsu wasn't phased about him thinking such a think. No_Jewtsu walk up to TsuSauce and stabbed him 69 times with "'''<u>Jewtsu's Dildo</u>'''." TsuSauce dropped and the floor and No_Jewtsu started consuming him, reminiscent of a snake eating an animal. A few moments later No_Jewtsu would've gained the power of reincarnation and he would of course use it repeatedly till the Higher Gods (moderators) would get tired of it. However, he would get tired of it too.
+''In the realm of the Jewtsuist gods were three gods: Jewtsu, No_Jewtsu, and TsuSauce. TsuSauce was the newest god of Jewtsuism and had obtained the power of reincarnation after his death in the EMC world. No_Jewtsu was upset that the newest god had obtained one of the most useful powers for luck and grinding. In order to correct his sorrow, he would have to consume TsuSauce's godly spirit to obtain the power of reincarnation. No_Jewtsu told Jewtsu about the plot to kill him and Jewtsu wasn't phased about him thinking such a think. No_Jewtsu walk up to TsuSauce and stabbed him 69 times with "'''<u>Jewtsu's Dildo</u>'''." TsuSauce dropped and the floor and No_Jewtsu started consuming him, reminiscent of a snake eating an animal. A few moments later No_Jewtsu would've gained the power of reincarnation and he would of course use it repeatedly till the Higher Gods (moderators) would get tired of it. However, he would get tired of it too.''
 ==== <u>The Last Reincarnation</u> ====
-No_Jewtsu would later reincarnate into a player named GeorgeMichaeI. As GeorgeMichaeI, he would make the nation of [[Glacier Bay]] and participate in the [[Cascadian Civil War]]. However, things don't always go as planned. The Higher Gods were upset with the reincarnation attempt by No_Jewtsu. The Higher Gods would later kill GerogeMichaeI, setting No_Jewtsu back to his normal godly state. No_Jewtsu was tired of being killed in the EMC world, so he would stop reincarnating forever. All No_Jewtsu does now is view the world from above, while remaining in contact with the Jewtsuist Californians. No one could ignore the past reincarnations though. The common population of the EMC world still thinks that No_Jewtsu reincarnates.
+''No_Jewtsu would later reincarnate into a player named GeorgeMichaeI. As GeorgeMichaeI, he would make the nation of [[Glacier Bay]] and participate in the [[Cascadian Civil War]]. However, things don't always go as planned. The Higher Gods were upset with the reincarnation attempt by No_Jewtsu. The Higher Gods would later kill GerogeMichaeI, setting No_Jewtsu back to his normal godly state. No_Jewtsu was tired of being killed in the EMC world, so he would stop reincarnating forever. All No_Jewtsu does now is view the world from above, while remaining in contact with the Jewtsuist Californians. No one could ignore the past reincarnations though. The common population of the EMC world still thinks that No_Jewtsu reincarnates.''
 ==== <u>California Notices Jewtsuism</u> ====
-In the past Jewtsuism was only taught to old Californians and leaders of California. The religion would hide in the shadows while newcomers would be clueless to what it is or if it even existed. The town of Sequoia gets recreated by Gaming35. This eventually would spark attention to the Jewtsuist religion site, Mount Jewtsu. Jewtsu Shrine would also finally be claimed by California, preventing it from griefs in the past.
+''In the past Jewtsuism was only taught to old Californians and leaders of California. The religion would hide in the shadows while newcomers would be clueless to what it is or if it even existed. The town of Sequoia gets recreated by Gaming35. This eventually would spark attention to the Jewtsuist religion site, Mount Jewtsu. Jewtsu Shrine would also finally be claimed by California, preventing it from griefs in the past.''
+== Official Practices ==
+'''Grind - '''Literally do anything that takes a small amount of effort or more to improve yourself in EMC
+'''Praise the Gods - '''Visit one of the religious sites at least once
 == <nowiki/>The Gods of Jewtsuism ==

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