Jewtsuism: Difference between revisions

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''No_Jewtsu, the leader of [[Beijing]] at the time, saw a strange being up in the clouds after a hard day of mining gold. This being was named Jewtsu. Jewtsu told No_Jewtsu, "I am the god of luck and grinding, I shall enlighten you with the powers of "grinding hard" to have you succeed on the journey to become a rich minecraft politician." No_Jewtsu thought this was absolute bullshit and accepted the thought that he probably has schizo, so he turned back home.''  

''Constructed by No_Jewtsu on 11/20/2018. The church is used to practice the religion of Jewtsuism as well as converting the entire town of Los Angeles. No_Jewtsu makes an attempt to convert all of Los Angeles to convert to Jewtsuism. Los Angeles is successfully converted to Jewtsuism. Jewtsu witnesses the conversion from above and gifts No_Jewtsu "<u>'''Pantalones of Luck'''</u>."''  

'''No_Jewtsu''' - Once a regular player of EarthMC. The original founder of Old California, Beijing and Los Angeles. He was a very suspicious character that the people of California adored. He truly believed in luck and grinding. He eventually raised the suspicion of the Higher Gods (moderators) who killed him with the mighty ban hammer. No_Jewtsu died on February 4, 2019. In the after-life, Jewtsu made No_Jewtsu the secondary god of Jewtsuism. No_Jewtsu would later consume the third god of Jewtsuism, TsuSauce, in order to obtain the power of reincarnation into other EMC players.  

[[Terraism|'''Terraism''']] - A religion that follows the god of the EarthMC Realm, Fix and his demi gods that help him whenever something goes wrong. This religion contradicts all of the actions and beliefs of Jewtsuism.

Unfinished Foundations of Glacier Bay - Glacier Bay, Kaska[[Category:Religions]]