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Pissism is a monotheistic religion created by [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] on June 19th, 2019 worshipping [[The Ball God]]. Its followers, known as Pissists, worship The Ball God, an all powerfull being, and they believe that, in order to spread his protection, they must place structures known as [[Pee Pee|Pee Pees]] around the world. Pissism is the official religion of several nations, the most prominent one being [[Avalon]]. The religious head of Pissism is [[The Poop]].{{Religion_Template_v2.1|practicing_nations=All of them.|caption1=The [[Dildo's Dildo]], in [[Dildo]].|founded_by=[[File:Dabsallovar.png|30px]] [[Dabs All OvarYT]]|followers=~~~50~~|image1=[[File:Dildosdildo.PNG]]|date_of_creation=June 19th, 2019.|deities=[[The Ball God]]|scripture=[[The Pissism Bible]]|holy_people=The Poop and Shites|holy_cities=[[Pissistan]]}}Pissism's date of creation is unclear, but it is assumed that the creation of this wiki page by Dabs_All_OvarYT marks the beggining of the religion. In the [[The Pissism Bible|Pissism Bible]], an extensive history is described for the beggining of time.

Pissism is a monotheistic religion created by [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] on June 19th, 2019 worshipping [[The Ball God]]. Its followers, known as Pissists, worship The Ball God, an all powerfull being, and they believe that, in order to spread his protection, they must place structures known as [[Pee Pee|Pee Pees]] around the world. Pissism is the official religion of several nations, the most prominent one being [[Avalon]]. The religious head of Pissism is [[The Poop]].{{Religion_Template_v2.1|practicing_nations=All of them.|caption1=The [[Dildo's Dildo]], in [[Dildo]].|founded_by=[[File:Dabsallovar.png|30px]] [[Dabs All OvarYT]]|followers=|image1=[[File:Dildosdildo.PNG]]|date_of_creation=June 19th, 2019.|deities=[[The Ball God]]|scripture=[[The Pissism Bible]]|holy_people=The Poop and Shites|holy_cities=[[Dildo]]

[[pee_pee_island]]

[[Pissistan]]}}Pissism's date of creation is unclear, but it is assumed that the creation of this wiki page by Dabs_All_OvarYT marks the beggining of the religion. In the [[The Pissism Bible|Pissism Bible]], an extensive history is described for the beggining of time.

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=== The Catholic Scrimmage ===

[[File:Ygxbrrusgcx71.jpg|thumb|One of the many memes incurred during the Scrimmage.]]

The Catholic Scrimmage was a "battle" between the Pissist and [[Catholic Church|Catholic]] churches beginning on November 3rd, 2021, which was entirely waged on the EarthMC subreddit using memes. What would become the Catholic Scrimmage was instigated once the Pissist Church instructed followers to upload memes to the subreddit, while originally intending the memes to simply be harmless haha funnies to get people's attention, several Pissist Extremist forces took the opportunity to demean other religions. One such religion demeaned was the Catholic Church (the EarthMC one, NOT THE REAL ONE!), which had a reputation even among irreligious users of being full of sweaty roleplayers. The meme that instigated the "battle" was a gif posted by u/SaltedSuris containing two panels; the first, featuring a british guy yelling at the camera, was labeled as "Average Catholic on EMC". The second, featured a very muscular monochrome man labeled with the [[The Sex Army|Sex Army]] insignia and a screenshot of the [[Dildo's Dildo]], with the text above saying "Average Pissist on EarthMC". The Catholic Church responded later that day with another two-panel meme posted by u/EMCHolySee. The first featured a man with the Dildo's Dildo plastered over his face saying "I feel bad for you", the second featured a panel with another man with the flag of the Vatican city-state saying "I don't think about you at all". Comments made by Pissists on the post congratulated the Catholic Church on their meme. Some Pissists saw the kerfuffle as light-hearted fun, while the extremists continued to post memes demeaning the Catholic Church. A text post by u/No_Jewtsu, an old EMC user who had played for years, was posted on November 5th, 2021 wherein he vouches for Pissism and says it is the better of the two, and opines the reason being that roleplaying real-life religions is "cringe". After this point, memes quieted down, as both sides got rather bored of the situation. Both sides claim victory in the "battle" for varying reasons, but the kerfuffle had never been declared officially "over", in a sense, it is still ongoing, and memes about Pissism would return, although in a different light.

=== The Pissmas Crusade ===

Pissists, for a long time, had been without a holy day, the closest thing was the annual anniversary of the nation of Avalon, which was often accompanied by a Pissism Crusade, but Pissism had no holiday outside of politics within a nation. That is, until December 23rd, 2021, where a handful of high-ranking Pissists including Poop MattyG2012 decided to celebrate [[Pissmas]], which was to occur every 23rd of December to spite Christmas

=== The Pissism Schism ===

The Pissism Schissism... wait no... The Pism Schism.... no, that's worse... okay, well... The however-you-pronounce-it was a religious schism in the religion of Pissism between 2 new sects, the [[Church of Haybird]], and the [[Northern Orthocox Church]]. This schism occurred on December 22nd, 2021 when [[Nethermite13]], the ruler of [[Acadia]], (currently the most populated Pissist state) claimed that during the rule of [[The Poop|Poop]] [[MattyG2012]], [[Pissism]] had very little growth and began to stall in administration and religious events. He said he grew weary of the Poop's constipation in activity, so he decided to start his own branch of Pissism. [[Acadia]] already had many unregulated liturgical differences compared to main Pissism, and the figure of [[Haybird]] had rooted itself in Acadian tradition. But, NetherMite soon decided the formalize the schism to re-ignite Pissist expansion and activity. He created the Church of Haybird, modifying some aspects of Pissism and updating others to modern standards. On December 22nd, 2021, NetherMite posted the announcement on Acadia's Discord server.{{Quote (Matthi3000 )|[...] Over the past few months, the Pissist church that we oh so devoutly follow has stagnated and has not been able to expand at a rate that we Acadian Pissist's don't see fit for the BallGod's ambitions. Acadia has had Haybirdi Pissism for a while, with Haybird being worshipped as a Jesus sort of figure in the religion. Me and other Acadian officials have come to the decision to separate Haybirdi Pissism from the Avalonese Pissism Church to form the Church of Haybird. This sect of Pissism will focus on modernizing and expanding the religion across EMC, and we hope to one day reintegrate into the core of Pissism to form one united, powerful religion. We will start to push for the construction of Haybirdi Pissism churchs across the world in allied nations as we expand the BallGod's touch upon this Earth.

Praise BallGod, Praise Haybird, and Cheers to the Expansion of Haybirdi Pissism!|3=NetherMite13|Source=Acadia's Discord server. https://discord.com/channels/711290240056426647/711362266712244307/923345811734147095}}But all weren't for that. Traditionalists for months had been angered at Acadia's drift away from traditional Pissism ever since its independence, for Acadia was disregarding unity for the sake to cure boredom. But, the straw that broke the camel's back came when Acadia officially announced the schism from traditional Pissism. In response to the creation of [[Church of Haybird|the Church of Haybird]], On December 23rd, 2021, a collective group of Pissist Traditionalists, [[The Sex Army|Sex Army]] Cummadores and Pissist Extremists formed The Northern Orthocoxy Church, SaltedSuris posted the announcement on Labrador's Discord server.{{Quote (Matthi3000 )|[...] Labrador wit the current news of Acadia' Pissist sect respond in anger in discontent. Acadia has created a new sect of Pissism, ignoring tradition and unity.

The unity of Pissism is key to all of our lives, fellow Pissists. I call upon you, my great northern people, to reject this "modernization" of (ball) god's perfect realm!

Labrador announces the creation of The Northern Orthocox Church. May traditions and power drive us forward to ultimate Pissist Unity.|3=SaltedSuris|Source=Labrador's Discord server.}}The sects began to get so contentious with their ideals, that even the spelling of their deity's name The Ball God, was different. In Haybirdi Pissism, it is spelled as "The Ballgod", while in Orthocoxy Pissism, it is spelled as "The Ball God". Both sects began to recruit many more nations to their cause, with the likes of Indochina joining the coxies. It was inevitable that both sects would begin a Scrimmage on the subreddit with the power of memes. With both sects veterans of memery from The Catholic Scrimmage already, the first meme on the subject was posted by u/Matthi3000S before the Northern Orthocox Church's creation, featuring a man very visually sweating with the caption "Me when Haybirdism splits off from Pissism", u/SaltedSuris commenting "just you wait", hinting at the Northern Orthocox Church's creation. But outright "battles" between both sects did not occur until u/SaltedSuris posted a two-panel meme on January 3rd, 2022 in which Mr. Incredible, donned with a Pissist Crown and wearing earings bearing the likeness of the Dildo's Dildo, is captioned with the text "praying to the ballgod 🙏", in the second panel, is it a more uncanny monochrome variant of Mr. Incredible, frowning, having goblin ears, and wearing upside-down versions of the Dildo's Dildo, is captioned with "praying to a literal bird". The Haybirdites countered this meme the next day with another two-panel meme. The first frame featured two soyjak men with glasses crying. They had donned red upside-down Dildo's Dildo lookalikes and had a pile of TNT and a flint & steel with them. The text above them read "Virgin Orthocoxy Worshippers", with the first man saying "NOOOOO, we need to ruin [[Pissmas]] by creating a radical religious group on our most holy holiday!!!!!", and the second recounting "Yes, let's stagnate the religion and ruin the fun of Pissmas for all Pissists! Frick Haybird!". The second panel featured two chad men wearing necklaces donned with purple beads and golden replicas of the Dildo's Dildo hanging from them. The text above them read "Chad Haybirdi Worshippers", with the first man saying "Yo, you wanna celebrate Pissmas regardless of religious background and enjoy a day of fun-filled Pissist activities?", and the second man saying "Of course, sir, let's enjoy this holy day. Praise Haybird and Bless the BallGod!". Memes kept coming from both sects, and the comments were filled with arguments.

=='''Beliefs'''==

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*All towns within the nation of Avalon

*All towns within the nation of [[Slave]]

*Most towns within the nation of [[Québec|Quebec]] & [[Greater Quebec]]

*All towns within the nation of [[Kush]] (Holyland of Pissism)

*All towns within the nation of South_Canada

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* All towns within the nation of Canada (won religious war against Canada)

*All towns within the nation of Michigan (president used to be part of Avalon)

*All towns within the nation of Minnesota (president used to be part of Michigan)

*All towns within the nation of USA (nation leader used to be part of Avalon)

*HentaiHaven ([[Imperial Japan]], settled by Avalon settlers)

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-Pissism is a monotheistic religion created by [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] on June 19th, 2019 worshipping [[The Ball God]]. Its followers, known as Pissists, worship The Ball God, an all powerfull being, and they believe that, in order to spread his protection, they must place structures known as [[Pee Pee|Pee Pees]] around the world. Pissism is the official religion of several nations, the most prominent one being [[Avalon]]. The religious head of Pissism is [[The Poop]].{{Religion_Template_v2.1|practicing_nations=All of them.|caption1=The [[Dildo's Dildo]], in [[Dildo]].|founded_by=[[File:Dabsallovar.png|30px]] [[Dabs All OvarYT]]|followers=~50|image1=[[File:Dildosdildo.PNG]]|date_of_creation=June 19th, 2019.|deities=[[The Ball God]]|scripture=[[The Pissism Bible]]|holy_people=The Poop and Shites|holy_cities=[[Pissistan]]}}Pissism's date of creation is unclear, but it is assumed that the creation of this wiki page by Dabs_All_OvarYT marks the beggining of the religion. In the [[The Pissism Bible|Pissism Bible]], an extensive history is described for the beggining of time.
+Pissism is a monotheistic religion created by [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] on June 19th, 2019 worshipping [[The Ball God]]. Its followers, known as Pissists, worship The Ball God, an all powerfull being, and they believe that, in order to spread his protection, they must place structures known as [[Pee Pee|Pee Pees]] around the world. Pissism is the official religion of several nations, the most prominent one being [[Avalon]]. The religious head of Pissism is [[The Poop]].{{Religion_Template_v2.1|practicing_nations=All of them.|caption1=The [[Dildo's Dildo]], in [[Dildo]].|founded_by=[[File:Dabsallovar.png|30px]] [[Dabs All OvarYT]]|followers=|image1=[[File:Dildosdildo.PNG]]|date_of_creation=June 19th, 2019.|deities=[[The Ball God]]|scripture=[[The Pissism Bible]]|holy_people=The Poop and Shites|holy_cities=[[Dildo]]
+[[pee_pee_island]]
+[[Pissistan]]}}Pissism's date of creation is unclear, but it is assumed that the creation of this wiki page by Dabs_All_OvarYT marks the beggining of the religion. In the [[The Pissism Bible|Pissism Bible]], an extensive history is described for the beggining of time.
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 === The Catholic Scrimmage ===
+[[File:Ygxbrrusgcx71.jpg|thumb|One of the many memes incurred during the Scrimmage.]]
 The Catholic Scrimmage was a "battle" between the Pissist and [[Catholic Church|Catholic]] churches beginning on November 3rd, 2021, which was entirely waged on the EarthMC subreddit using memes. What would become the Catholic Scrimmage was instigated once the Pissist Church instructed followers to upload memes to the subreddit, while originally intending the memes to simply be harmless haha funnies to get people's attention, several Pissist Extremist forces took the opportunity to demean other religions. One such religion demeaned was the Catholic Church (the EarthMC one, NOT THE REAL ONE!), which had a reputation even among irreligious users of being full of sweaty roleplayers. The meme that instigated the "battle" was a gif posted by u/SaltedSuris containing two panels; the first, featuring a british guy yelling at the camera, was labeled as "Average Catholic on EMC". The second, featured a very muscular monochrome man labeled with the [[The Sex Army|Sex Army]] insignia and a screenshot of the [[Dildo's Dildo]], with the text above saying "Average Pissist on EarthMC". The Catholic Church responded later that day with another two-panel meme posted by u/EMCHolySee. The first featured a man with the Dildo's Dildo plastered over his face saying "I feel bad for you", the second featured a panel with another man with the flag of the Vatican city-state saying "I don't think about you at all". Comments made by Pissists on the post congratulated the Catholic Church on their meme. Some Pissists saw the kerfuffle as light-hearted fun, while the extremists continued to post memes demeaning the Catholic Church. A text post by u/No_Jewtsu, an old EMC user who had played for years, was posted on November 5th, 2021 wherein he vouches for Pissism and says it is the better of the two, and opines the reason being that roleplaying real-life religions is "cringe". After this point, memes quieted down, as both sides got rather bored of the situation. Both sides claim victory in the "battle" for varying reasons, but the kerfuffle had never been declared officially "over", in a sense, it is still ongoing, and memes about Pissism would return, although in a different light.
+=== The Pissmas Crusade ===
+Pissists, for a long time, had been without a holy day, the closest thing was the annual anniversary of the nation of Avalon, which was often accompanied by a Pissism Crusade, but Pissism had no holiday outside of politics within a nation. That is, until December 23rd, 2021, where a handful of high-ranking Pissists including Poop MattyG2012 decided to celebrate [[Pissmas]], which was to occur every 23rd of December to spite Christmas
+=== The Pissism Schism ===
+The Pissism Schissism... wait no... The Pism Schism.... no, that's worse... okay, well... The however-you-pronounce-it was a religious schism in the religion of Pissism between 2 new sects, the [[Church of Haybird]], and the [[Northern Orthocox Church]]. This schism occurred on December 22nd, 2021 when [[Nethermite13]], the ruler of [[Acadia]], (currently the most populated Pissist state) claimed that during the rule of [[The Poop|Poop]] [[MattyG2012]], [[Pissism]] had very little growth and began to stall in administration and religious events. He said he grew weary of the Poop's constipation in activity, so he decided to start his own branch of Pissism. [[Acadia]] already had many unregulated liturgical differences compared to main Pissism, and the figure of [[Haybird]] had rooted itself in Acadian tradition. But, NetherMite soon decided the formalize the schism to re-ignite Pissist expansion and activity. He created the Church of Haybird, modifying some aspects of Pissism and updating others to modern standards. On December 22nd, 2021, NetherMite posted the announcement on Acadia's Discord server.{{Quote (Matthi3000 )|[...] Over the past few months, the Pissist church that we oh so devoutly follow has stagnated and has not been able to expand at a rate that we Acadian Pissist's don't see fit for the BallGod's ambitions. Acadia has had Haybirdi Pissism for a while, with Haybird being worshipped as a Jesus sort of figure in the religion. Me and other Acadian officials have come to the decision to separate Haybirdi Pissism from the Avalonese Pissism Church to form the Church of Haybird. This sect of Pissism will focus on modernizing and expanding the religion across EMC, and we hope to one day reintegrate into the core of Pissism to form one united, powerful religion. We will start to push for the construction of Haybirdi Pissism churchs across the world in allied nations as we expand the BallGod's touch upon this Earth.
+Praise BallGod, Praise Haybird, and Cheers to the Expansion of Haybirdi Pissism!|3=NetherMite13|Source=Acadia's Discord server. https://discord.com/channels/711290240056426647/711362266712244307/923345811734147095}}But all weren't for that. Traditionalists for months had been angered at Acadia's drift away from traditional Pissism ever since its independence, for Acadia was disregarding unity for the sake to cure boredom. But, the straw that broke the camel's back came when Acadia officially announced the schism from traditional Pissism. In response to the creation of [[Church of Haybird|the Church of Haybird]], On December 23rd, 2021, a collective group of Pissist Traditionalists, [[The Sex Army|Sex Army]] Cummadores and Pissist Extremists formed The Northern Orthocoxy Church, SaltedSuris posted the announcement on Labrador's Discord server.{{Quote (Matthi3000 )|[...] Labrador wit the current news of Acadia' Pissist sect respond in anger in discontent. Acadia has created a new sect of Pissism, ignoring tradition and unity.
+The unity of Pissism is key to all of our lives, fellow Pissists. I call upon you, my great northern people, to reject this "modernization" of (ball) god's perfect realm!
+Labrador announces the creation of The Northern Orthocox Church. May traditions and power drive us forward to ultimate Pissist Unity.|3=SaltedSuris|Source=Labrador's Discord server.}}The sects began to get so contentious with their ideals, that even the spelling of their deity's name The Ball God, was different. In Haybirdi Pissism, it is spelled as "The Ballgod", while in Orthocoxy Pissism, it is spelled as "The Ball God". Both sects began to recruit many more nations to their cause, with the likes of Indochina joining the coxies. It was inevitable that both sects would begin a Scrimmage on the subreddit with the power of memes. With both sects veterans of memery from The Catholic Scrimmage already, the first meme on the subject was posted by u/Matthi3000S before the Northern Orthocox Church's creation, featuring a man very visually sweating with the caption "Me when Haybirdism splits off from Pissism", u/SaltedSuris commenting "just you wait", hinting at the Northern Orthocox Church's creation. But outright "battles" between both sects did not occur until u/SaltedSuris posted a two-panel meme on January 3rd, 2022 in which Mr. Incredible, donned with a Pissist Crown and wearing earings bearing the likeness of the Dildo's Dildo, is captioned with the text "praying to the ballgod 🙏", in the second panel, is it a more uncanny monochrome variant of Mr. Incredible, frowning, having goblin ears, and wearing upside-down versions of the Dildo's Dildo, is captioned with "praying to a literal bird". The Haybirdites countered this meme the next day with another two-panel meme. The first frame featured two soyjak men with glasses crying. They had donned red upside-down Dildo's Dildo lookalikes and had a pile of TNT and a flint & steel with them. The text above them read "Virgin Orthocoxy Worshippers", with the first man saying "NOOOOO, we need to ruin [[Pissmas]] by creating a radical religious group on our most holy holiday!!!!!", and the second recounting "Yes, let's stagnate the religion and ruin the fun of Pissmas for all Pissists! Frick Haybird!". The second panel featured two chad men wearing necklaces donned with purple beads and golden replicas of the Dildo's Dildo hanging from them. The text above them read "Chad Haybirdi Worshippers", with the first man saying "Yo, you wanna celebrate Pissmas regardless of religious background and enjoy a day of fun-filled Pissist activities?", and the second man saying "Of course, sir, let's enjoy this holy day. Praise Haybird and Bless the BallGod!". Memes kept coming from both sects, and the comments were filled with arguments.
 =='''Beliefs'''==
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 *All towns within the nation of Avalon
 *All towns within the nation of [[Slave]]
+*Most towns within the nation of [[Québec|Quebec]] & [[Greater Quebec]]
 *All towns within the nation of [[Kush]] (Holyland of Pissism)
 *All towns within the nation of South_Canada
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 * All towns within the nation of Canada (won religious war against Canada)
 *All towns within the nation of Michigan (president used to be part of Avalon)
+*All towns within the nation of Minnesota (president used to be part of Michigan)
 *All towns within the nation of USA (nation leader used to be part of Avalon)
 *HentaiHaven ([[Imperial Japan]], settled by Avalon settlers)

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