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=== Writing of the Pissism Bible ===

On October 4th, 2021, the first version of the [[Pissism Bible]] was completed by [[Matthi3000_]], after he wanted to create one because of the confusing lore of Pissism. The Bible was first put on display on EMC on the [[Haybird Pit]], in [[Saint John]], [[Acadia]].

=== The Japanese embrace Pissism ===

[[File:Japanese.jpg|thumb|The thumbnail of the video.]]

Very recently in the server's history, the Japanese 2b2t Youtuber Oniya made a video on the server, inviting large swaths of his Japanese audience. One of these Youtubers happened to be【EarthMC解説】レキ (Leki [EarthMC Commentary]). On October 22nd, 2021, Leki uploaded【EarthMC歴史】世界最大の宗教【解説】([Earth MC history] The world's largest religion [Commentary]), an almost 7-minute video exclusively in Japanese explaining and embracing the religion of Pissism. Once published, the video was met with great excitement from the Pissist community, as they were thrilled to have a fellow Youtuber exposing their religion to a Japanese audience. To this day, the video has over 3.2K views; more than double the amount of the [[Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion|Pissism documentary]] made by [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] the previous year. The comments are filled with a mix of confusion and delighted Japanese users enthralled by the concept of the religion.

=== The Catholic Scrimmage ===

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*Ryelsk ([[West Russian Empire|West Russia]])

*All towns

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== Pissist Subgroups ==

As with many large organizations, Pissism has its set of subgroups and communities that identify themselves as Pissist, but also consider themselves to be part of that said group. Many groups overlap with eachother and vary from simple Pissism-themed societies to outright sects of Pissism with differing cultures and traditions.

{| class="fandom-table"

|+'''Pissist Subgroups'''

!'''Logo'''

!'''Name'''

!'''Description'''

|-

|[[File:Flag of haybird.png|thumb]]

|[[Church of Haybird|The Church of Haybird]]

(Haybirdi Pissism)

|The '''Church of Haybird''', also known as '''Haybirdi Pissism''' is a denomination of [[Pissism]] that split from the main Pissists on December 22nd, 2021. The religion attempts to modernize Pissism with new traditions and to integrate the elusive figure of the Hallowed [[Haybird]].

|-

|[[File:Flag of orthocoxy.png|thumb]]

|[[Northern Orthocox Church|The Northern Orthocox Church]]

(Orthocoxy Pissism)

|The '''Northern Orthocoxy Church''', or just The '''Orthocox Church''' is a denomination of [[Pissism]] that split from the main Pissists on December 23rd, 2021 in order to combat the [[Church of Haybird]]. It was formed by [[SaltedSuris]] with [[Labrador]] as its first member nation. The religion rejects the P̶r̶o̶p̶h̶e̶t̶ Haybird, and is the utmost polar opposite of the Haybirdite's objectives. The Northern Orthocox Church attempts to retain Pissism's traditional values, and has a fierce rivalry with the Haybirdites.

|-

|[[File:Sex army coat of arms.jpeg|thumb|124x124px]]

|[[The Sex Army]]

(The Sexual Sons of the First Army)

|'''The Sexual Sons of the First Army''', more commonly known as '''The Sex Army'''; is a religious group in EarthMC comprised of [[Pissism|Pissist]] Extremists, who will fight if prompted to keep their religion the top dog in the server. While not universally liked by Pissists due to their aggressive demeanor, they are often a valuable resource and stockpile during crusades, as they are called on from time-to-time to intervene in important crusades, such as [[The Inuvik Crusades]] or [[The Pissist Restoration of France]].

|-

|[[File:Cumminist Logo no words desaturated.png|thumb|120x120px]]

|[[Cumminism|Cummunism]]

|The idea of '''Cumminism''' was founded by [[GPM_Marcus]], a resident of [[Frederiction]], [[Acadia]]. First drafted up on 20th of June 2021 in [[The Cummunist Manifesto]], the ideology was soon developed to be a working political party within the [[Acadia|Acadian]] Political Party System. Despite multiple limitations such as a slow computer, GPM_Marcus managed to create a fully functional party. In GPM_Marcus's own words, ''"It is democratic socialism, with a mix of cum."''

|-

|[[File:Cumminist logo.png|thumb|120x120px]]

|The [[Cumminism|Cummunist]] Party/Pissists of [[Acadia]]

(CPA)

|'''The Cumminist Party of Acadia''' is an Acadian political party founded by [[GPM Marcus|GPM_Marcus.]] in an effort to push [[Acadia]] to greatness with the power of Cummunism, the party ran for Chancellorship of Acadia to begin its forward-thinking ideals and plans for a greater Acadia. But, he was defeated by the joint effort of the Acadian Prosperity arty and the [[National Cockservative Party of Acadia]]. Soon later, GPM_Marcus realized that he must appeal to the wider public if he was to win an election. He officially announced his renaming of his party from the Cumminist Party of Acadia to T'''he Cumminist Pissists of Acadia'''. He was a pure pissist and venerated the religion, enough to wish for it to become more than a religion: an entire political party based on Pissist ideals.

|-

|

|[[The Maritime Prosperity Party]]

(MPP)

|'''The Maritime Prosperity Party''' is an Acadian political party that was formed on when [[The National Cockservative Party of Acadia]] and [[The Acadian Prosperity Party]] merged to form The Maritime Prosperity Party

|-

|

|[[The National Cockservative Party of Acadia]]

(NCPA)

|'''The National Cockservative Party of Acadia''' was a former Acadian political party formed by [[5StarGeneral]] on June 20th, 2021. The party adopted both conservative and nationalistic ideals, with the end goal of bringing prosperity to [[Acadia]].

|-

|

|[[The Acadian Prosperity Party]]

(APP)

|'''The Acadian Prosperity Party''' was a former Acadian political party formed by [[FroyourFilms]] on June 22nd, 2021, with the release of the video ''"EarthMC: The Acadian Prosperity Party"'' on the same day to FroyourFilms's Youtube channel. The goal of the party was to ''"make Acadians rich"'' [sic], with one of the main goals to make the Acadian /n spawn more popular than Brazil, Britain, and Madagascar. The party strives to increase the wealth of the average Acadian resident by turning the /n spawn into a massively popular shop. Their motto is ''"Glory to Acadia!"''

|}

==How can I convert to Pissism?==

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So if you ever find somebody that wants to convert, just remember you have your '''D'''.'''I'''.'''C'''.'''K'''. to help you!

===How do I leave Pissism for another religion?===

no<br />

you can't.<br />

==Pissism Ranks==

Here ye lies a tier list of important roles and titles in the Pissist Faith, we shall start at the bottom.

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|Matthi3000_ of Avalon

|Matthi3000_ is the newest Shite to be added. He wrote the [[The Pissism Bible|Pissism Bible]] and is highly active on Discord.

|}

|}<br />

~~===List of Known Pissists===~~

~~This is a list of popular Pissists on EarthMC.~~

*WIP

===How to become a Shite or Poop===

To become a Shite, someone must have done some important array of tasks and have been approved by the Current Poop. If a Shite does anything out of line with Pissism however, the Poop can redact him from whatever Shitery.

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 === Writing of the Pissism Bible ===
 On October 4th, 2021, the first version of the [[Pissism Bible]] was completed by [[Matthi3000_]], after he wanted to create one because of the confusing lore of Pissism. The Bible was first put on display on EMC on the [[Haybird Pit]], in [[Saint John]], [[Acadia]].
+=== The Japanese embrace Pissism ===
+[[File:Japanese.jpg|thumb|The thumbnail of the video.]]
+Very recently in the server's history, the Japanese 2b2t Youtuber Oniya made a video on the server, inviting large swaths of his Japanese audience. One of these Youtubers happened to be【EarthMC解説】レキ (Leki [EarthMC Commentary]). On October 22nd, 2021, Leki uploaded【EarthMC歴史】世界最大の宗教【解説】([Earth MC history] The world's largest religion [Commentary]), an almost 7-minute video exclusively in Japanese explaining and embracing the religion of Pissism. Once published, the video was met with great excitement from the Pissist community, as they were thrilled to have a fellow Youtuber exposing their religion to a Japanese audience. To this day, the video has over 3.2K views; more than double the amount of the [[Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion|Pissism documentary]] made by [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] the previous year. The comments are filled with a mix of confusion and delighted Japanese users enthralled by the concept of the religion.
 === The Catholic Scrimmage ===
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 *Ryelsk ([[West Russian Empire|West Russia]])
 *All towns
+<br />
+== Pissist Subgroups ==
+As with many large organizations, Pissism has its set of subgroups and communities that identify themselves as Pissist, but also consider themselves to be part of that said group. Many groups overlap with eachother and vary from simple Pissism-themed societies to outright sects of Pissism with differing cultures and traditions.
+{| class="fandom-table"
+|+'''Pissist Subgroups'''
+!'''Logo'''
+!'''Name'''
+!'''Description'''
+|-
+|[[File:Flag of haybird.png|thumb]]
+|[[Church of Haybird|The Church of Haybird]]
+(Haybirdi Pissism)
+|The '''Church of Haybird''', also known as '''Haybirdi Pissism''' is a denomination of [[Pissism]] that split from the main Pissists on December 22nd, 2021. The religion attempts to modernize Pissism with new traditions and to integrate the elusive figure of the Hallowed [[Haybird]].
+|-
+|[[File:Flag of orthocoxy.png|thumb]]
+|[[Northern Orthocox Church|The Northern Orthocox Church]]
+(Orthocoxy Pissism)
+|The '''Northern Orthocoxy Church''', or just The '''Orthocox Church''' is a denomination of [[Pissism]] that split from the main Pissists on December 23rd, 2021 in order to combat the [[Church of Haybird]]. It was formed by [[SaltedSuris]] with [[Labrador]] as its first member nation. The religion rejects the P̶r̶o̶p̶h̶e̶t̶ Haybird, and is the utmost polar opposite of the Haybirdite's objectives. The Northern Orthocox Church attempts to retain Pissism's traditional values, and has a fierce rivalry with the Haybirdites.
+|-
+|[[File:Sex army coat of arms.jpeg|thumb|124x124px]]
+|[[The Sex Army]]
+(The Sexual Sons of the First Army)
+|'''The Sexual Sons of the First Army''', more commonly known as '''The Sex Army'''; is a religious group in EarthMC comprised of [[Pissism|Pissist]] Extremists, who will fight if prompted to keep their religion the top dog in the server. While not universally liked by Pissists due to their aggressive demeanor, they are often a valuable resource and stockpile during crusades, as they are called on from time-to-time to intervene in important crusades, such as [[The Inuvik Crusades]] or [[The Pissist Restoration of France]].
+|-
+|[[File:Cumminist Logo no words desaturated.png|thumb|120x120px]]
+|[[Cumminism|Cummunism]]
+|The idea of '''Cumminism''' was founded by [[GPM_Marcus]], a resident of [[Frederiction]], [[Acadia]]. First drafted up on 20th of June 2021 in [[The Cummunist Manifesto]], the ideology was soon developed to be a working political party within the [[Acadia|Acadian]] Political Party System. Despite multiple limitations such as a slow computer, GPM_Marcus managed to create a fully functional party. In GPM_Marcus's own words, ''"It is democratic socialism, with a mix of cum."''
+|-
+|[[File:Cumminist logo.png|thumb|120x120px]]
+|The [[Cumminism|Cummunist]] Party/Pissists of [[Acadia]]
+(CPA)
+|'''The Cumminist Party of Acadia''' is an Acadian political party founded by [[GPM Marcus|GPM_Marcus.]] in an effort to push [[Acadia]] to greatness with the power of Cummunism, the party ran for Chancellorship of Acadia to begin its forward-thinking ideals and plans for a greater Acadia. But, he was defeated by the joint effort of the Acadian Prosperity arty and the [[National Cockservative Party of Acadia]]. Soon later, GPM_Marcus realized that he must appeal to the wider public if he was to win an election. He officially announced his renaming of his party from the Cumminist Party of Acadia to T'''he Cumminist Pissists of Acadia'''. He was a pure pissist and venerated the religion, enough to wish for it to become more than a religion: an entire political party based on Pissist ideals.
+|-
+|
+|[[The Maritime Prosperity Party]]
+(MPP)
+|'''The Maritime Prosperity Party''' is an Acadian political party that was formed on when [[The National Cockservative Party of Acadia]] and [[The Acadian Prosperity Party]] merged to form The Maritime Prosperity Party
+|-
+|
+|[[The National Cockservative Party of Acadia]]
+(NCPA)
+|'''The National Cockservative Party of Acadia''' was a former Acadian political party formed by [[5StarGeneral]] on June 20th, 2021. The party adopted both conservative and nationalistic ideals, with the end goal of bringing prosperity to [[Acadia]].
+|-
+|
+|[[The Acadian Prosperity Party]]
+(APP)
+|'''The Acadian Prosperity Party''' was a former Acadian political party formed by [[FroyourFilms]] on June 22nd, 2021, with the release of the video ''"EarthMC: The Acadian Prosperity Party"'' on the same day to FroyourFilms's Youtube channel. The goal of the party was to ''"make Acadians rich"'' [sic], with one of the main goals to make the Acadian /n spawn more popular than Brazil, Britain, and Madagascar. The party strives to increase the wealth of the average Acadian resident by turning the /n spawn into a massively popular shop. Their motto is ''"Glory to Acadia!"''
+|}
 ==How can I convert to Pissism?==
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 So if you ever find somebody that wants to convert, just remember you have your '''D'''.'''I'''.'''C'''.'''K'''. to help you!
 ===How do I leave Pissism for another religion?===
-no<br />
+you can't.<br />
 ==Pissism Ranks==
 Here ye lies a tier list of important roles and titles in the Pissist Faith, we shall start at the bottom.
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 |Matthi3000_ of Avalon
 |Matthi3000_ is the newest Shite to be added. He wrote the [[The Pissism Bible|Pissism Bible]] and is highly active on Discord.
-|}
+|}<br />
-===List of Known Pissists===
-This is a list of popular Pissists on EarthMC.
-*WIP
 ===How to become a Shite or Poop===
 To become a Shite, someone must have done some important array of tasks and have been approved by the Current Poop. If a Shite does anything out of line with Pissism however, the Poop can redact him from whatever Shitery.

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