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{{Battle_template|title1 =Poop Dealer vs Penis Inspector Gang War |location = Chicago|date = 1rst December 2019 - present|belligerents = Poop Dealers: South side Chicago, Michigan, Ohio, rest of illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, New_Jersey, Lacusmagnia, California, Cascadia, Alaskan Empire | {{Battle_template|title1 =Poop Dealer vs Penis Inspector Gang War |location = Chicago|date = 1rst December 2019 - present|belligerents = Poop Dealers: South side Chicago, Michigan, Ohio, rest of illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, New_Jersey, Lacusmagnia, California, Cascadia, Alaskan Empire | ||
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Penis Inspectors: North side Chicago, Shawnee, Canada, Maine, Alabama, New_York, St. Jerome, Avalon, Quebec, Alberta, Virginia, Carolina, Brittain|result = the gang war is still waging, tune in at a later date|casualties_and_losses = several bloody stools and kidney stones}}The Poop Dealers vs Penis Inspectors Gang War (CBT) is̶ ̶a̶̶̶ ̶̶̶s̶̶̶e̶̶̶x̶̶̶u̶̶̶a̶̶̶l̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶t̶̶̶y̶̶̶ ̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶v̶̶̶o̶̶̶l̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶g̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶p̶̶̶p̶̶̶l̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶a̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶f̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶a̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶r̶̶̶ ̶̶̶c̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶r̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶o̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶h̶̶̶e̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶e̶̶̶n̶̶̶i̶̶̶s̶̶̶,̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶l̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶i̶l̶i̶a̶r̶ ̶g̶e̶n̶i̶t̶a̶l̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶. ( | Penis Inspectors: North side Chicago, Shawnee, Canada, Maine, Alabama, New_York, St. Jerome, Avalon, Quebec, Alberta, Virginia, Carolina, Brittain|result = the gang war is still waging, tune in at a later date|casualties_and_losses = several bloody stools and kidney stones}}The Poop Dealers vs Penis Inspectors Gang War (CBT) is̶ ̶a̶̶̶ ̶̶̶s̶̶̶e̶̶̶x̶̶̶u̶̶̶a̶̶̶l̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶t̶̶̶y̶̶̶ ̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶v̶̶̶o̶̶̶l̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶g̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶p̶̶̶p̶̶̶l̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶a̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶f̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶a̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶r̶̶̶ ̶̶̶c̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶r̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶o̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶h̶̶̶e̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶e̶̶̶n̶̶̶i̶̶̶s̶̶̶,̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶l̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶i̶l̶i̶a̶r̶ ̶g̶e̶n̶i̶t̶a̶l̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶. (PDvsPIGW for short) acronym pronounced as "pee-dee-vee-ess-PIG-wee" is a Gang War between the 2 most powerful and most relevant Drug Cartels in north america, the [[Poop Dealers]] and the [[Penis Inspectors]], who were mostly uncontested in their own hallucinogenic spheres until finally coming into contact and in due time conflict over the city of Chicago, capital of [[Illinois]]. Chicago was a prime spot for dealing in various drugs, and both factions would fight over the city furiously. although there is debate on whether the "Gang War" title should be kept as nation's governments themselves are getting involved. | ||
== the Gang War == | == the Gang War == | ||
=== Meeting of the Waters (November.21.2019) === | === Meeting of the Waters (July.1.2019 - November.21.2019) === | ||
at this date, the gang war hadn't started just yet. the Penis Inspectors and Poop Dealers were merely another company to one another, they were so far away geographically they couldn't possibly get into any conflict. the Poop Dealers; although originally being founded in Mumbai, [[India]] due to the cheap, overwhelming prevalence of feces in the area, were able to get a substantial foothold in the new world through their recently purchased Poop Dealers of [[California (current)|California]] division. This may have also been the cause for the increase of fecal matter randomly appearing on Californese streets. Having a hold in the new world was a good starter for the Poop Dealers, but even with these two areas combined they weren't making nearly enough | at this date, the gang war hadn't started just yet. the Penis Inspectors and Poop Dealers were merely another company to one another, they were so far away geographically they couldn't possibly get into any conflict. the Poop Dealers; although originally being founded in Mumbai, [[India]] due to the cheap, overwhelming prevalence of feces in the area, were able to get a substantial foothold in the new world through their recently purchased Poop Dealers of [[California (current)|California]] division. This may have also been the cause for the increase of fecal matter randomly appearing on Californese streets. Having a hold in the new world was a good starter for the Poop Dealers, but even with these two areas combined they weren't making nearly enough gold to survive long-term. They had to think for greener pastures. the Poop Dealers looked to Chicago, the most depressing city on EarthMC Earth. Chicago has been historically infamous for their gangs and drug abuse so the Poop Dealers took to take advantage of the city's history by founding the Poop Dealers of Chicago division, they bought a shop plot and began pooping. however, right around the bathroom stall was someone they did not expect to meet. the Penis Inspectors have a very similiar story to the poop dealers, being founded in Vatican. they originally had morals but threw them out almost immediately. However, instead of merely awaiting time and purchasing other divisions | ||
=== Assault on Prague (22.12.2018) === | === Assault on Prague (22.12.2018) === | ||