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Well you see Billy, that's true, but if we didn't have this queue, we wouldn't be able to trick 13-year olds into using mommy or daddy's credit card to buy the $15 queue bypasser. Oh, you're telling me you only need $40 per month to run a 300+ player server? Well, you see... the additional $500 I make off this server (couple 100 kids buying this per month = lots of money)... is needed for, you see, personal ... projects.... which is totally not against Mojang EULA and if you ever bring that or Sal1 up again Billy, I will ban you forever! | Well you see Billy, that's true, but if we didn't have this queue, we wouldn't be able to trick 13-year olds into using mommy or daddy's credit card to buy the $15 queue bypasser. Oh, you're telling me you only need $40 per month to run a 300+ player server? Well, you see... the additional $500 I make off this server (couple 100 kids buying this per month = lots of money)... is needed for, you see, personal ... projects.... which is totally not against Mojang EULA and if you ever bring that or Sal1 up again Billy, I will ban you forever! | ||
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Revision as of 21:46, 19 June 2020
EarthMC is an epic server where you normally have to wait at least 30 minutes in the queue before getting to enter the server. However, if you pay $15 in the store, you may only have to wait 15 minutes. Okay, this is epic!
Okay, but why can't the server owner just expand the maximum amount of players inside the server from 200 to 300 or more? Surely, if the server can have the waiting players and the in-game players connected all at once in two different dimensions, they could also perfectly be connected in one dimension, is it not?
Well you see Billy, that's true, but if we didn't have this queue, we wouldn't be able to trick 13-year olds into using mommy or daddy's credit card to buy the $15 queue bypasser. Oh, you're telling me you only need $40 per month to run a 300+ player server? Well, you see... the additional $500 I make off this server (couple 100 kids buying this per month = lots of money)... is needed for, you see, personal ... projects.... which is totally not against Mojang EULA and if you ever bring that or Sal1 up again Billy, I will ban you forever!