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=='''In Latin "Puppis Terram" and in Gaulisc "Lithhr Cachas"'''==

=='''Formation'''==

On January 2019, two brave explorers under the known as BabeRuth and JohnWayneGacy (now known as of May the 3rd 2019 DoubleHomicide), went from Armenia to Romania via a magical portal. They then went from their ports across the Atlantic Ocean to Alaska; although they had many natural enemies from their fearless political outcries to their sole autistic love for shit and cobblestone, they founded cobblestone town, in which they began excavating the catacombs. The next day they would change their name to TiananmenSquare to provoke a certain and new player base growing (Chinese people) on the server. Many would begin to writhe in a rage over the name, causing JohnWayneGacy to be slaughtered and robbed. This prompted one final name change, and it's last one, Scatland.

Scatland's religion, known as "''Scattish''", labeled as mythology by other nations, has actual grounds in the fear or a demon that lurks the sewers, this demon would be known as John McAfee in his formerly life. The original people of Scatland would become terrorized by John McAfee. They would name him "e-Thay at-Scay emon-Day" (translated to Scatemon in English). Scatemon would roam the caves of ancient Scatland. Some 100 people lived in these caves which were maze-like in structure. Originally they would use magic to animate snow blocks and carved pumpkins to sentient golems, who would fling snow at Scatemon, this worked at first because Scatemon was a savage scat eating demon. Once the warding golems no longer scared Scatemon, he would come and slaughter the golems and the people. These golems were remembered for their sacrifice, as they served valiantly. Only few people would survive by hiding in the labyrinth of the caves. These people would move to the upper levels of the caves, where Scatemon would not roam. During this time, they would repopulate as well as reconstruct the golems they had lost. During this estimated 100 years, they would go on to write a series of texts called "meine Scheiße", it's author, Shitus of Pleb Shits, was guided by an angel who's previous life was known as Scatman John. Scatman John would be referred to as "at-Scay ohn-Jay" (translated to Ohscigh in English). Ohscigh was said to have given Shitus holy guidance to his people and to the future generations through written directions.

A monument to Ohscigh, the temple of Shieeet was constructed as an entrance to what would become the sewers. Shitus would be endowed with holy grace via Ohscigh, this power would ward off Scatemon long enough to begin conversion of the caves to what is today the sewers. Shitus would then command some 300 snow golems in a fight that would decide the fate of his people (the Scatopeans). Because of the grace of Ohscigh, Shitus would win the fight and seal Scatemon away to the bottom of Ohscigh Scat Lake. Scatemon was sealed so that he would suffer through suffocation for the rest of his pitiful existence, locked away never to be undone at the bottom of the lake.

Shitus would make a covenant to Ohscigh, promising that he and his people would shart and shit into the sewer waterways as a statute forever to Ohscigh. Ohscigh would instruct Shitus to construct the Shart of the Covenant so that Shitus and his brother could receive word of God through Ohscigh. The shart would be constructed entirely of shit and blood.