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Scatland's religion, known as "''Scattish''", labeled as mythology by other nations, has actual grounds in the fear or a demon that lurks the sewers, this demon would be known as John McAfee in his formerly life. The original people of Scatland would become terrorized by John McAfee. They would name him "e-Thay at-Scay emon-Day" (translated to Scatemon in English). Scatemon would roam the caves of ancient Scatland. Some 100 people lived in these caves which were maze-like in structure. Originally they would use magic to animate snow blocks and carved pumpkins to sentient golems, who would fling snow at Scatemon, this worked at first because Scatemon was a savage scat eating demon. Once the warding golems no longer scared Scatemon, he would come and slaughter the golems and the people. These golems were remembered for their sacrifice, as they served valiantly. Only few people would survive by hiding in the labyrinth of the caves. These people would move to the upper levels of the caves, where Scatemon would not roam. During this time, they would repopulate as well as reconstruct the golems they had lost. During this estimated 100 years, they would go on to write a series of texts called "meine Scheiße", it's author, Shitus of Pleb Shits, was guided by an angel who's previous life was known as Scatman John. Scatman John would be referred to as "at-Scay ohn-Jay" (translated to Ohscigh in English). Ohscigh was said to have given Shitus holy guidance to his people and to the future generations through written directions.