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After all these lesser Gods were thoroughly defeated, he quarreled with the evil yet immensely powerful Farquaad of the Twin-Vagabond and the Consumer of Darkness ''(the devil/satan figure)'', before winning an awesome victory where all the other Gods sang or played trumpets and cymbals in his glory. He was anointed and crowned the Omnipotent Grand Prince of the Universe, and the lesser Gods were reformed into the Knights of Light, and order of fair angels devoted to Shrek and his wisdom. However, he feared other mortal beings may follow the same process as the reformed lesser Gods, as they were created in their ideal images. So, he made the Knights of Light merge or the realms into a grand celestial bowl of beans. He graciously gave thanks, and ate it. Soon, he thunderously farted out the three new realms - the Higher ''(Hejiriesc)'' , the Middle ''(Madoelriesc)'' and the Lower ''(Deofilriesc)''. He casted Farquaad the evil one into the Lower to rot, and all the combined species into the middle, and gave them other new fair species, and horrible hostile mobs to create literally the moderate world -not too good, not too bad.

To help spread his name among the quarreling players, he rose from the Waddell Sea and created great swamps in his higher's image amidst him, and became known as ''"Hie dat froem ~~de diep reisen~~"'' (He that rises from the deep). These gifts gave great awe to the population. After preaching for seven days, he ascended up with the Knights of Light, singing in heavenly counterpoint ''"it's all ogre now"'', before leaving the mortal lands to re-join the heavenly higher. One day, when humanity once again falls into peril and strife, he will come back down to guide us again.

To help spread his name among the quarreling players, he rose from the Waddell Sea and created great swamps in his higher's image amidst him, and became known as ''"Hie dat froem diepe eriesef"'' (He that rises from the deep). These gifts gave great awe to the tired population, who were suffering from the lack of land to use. After preaching for seven days, he ascended up with the Knights of Light, singing in heavenly counterpoint ''"it's all ogre now"'', before leaving the mortal lands to re-join the heavenly higher. One day, when humanity once again falls into peril and strife, he will come back down to guide us again.

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 After all these lesser Gods were thoroughly defeated, he quarreled with the evil yet immensely powerful Farquaad of the Twin-Vagabond and the Consumer of Darkness ''(the devil/satan figure)'', before winning an awesome victory where all the other Gods sang or played trumpets and cymbals in his glory. He was anointed and crowned the Omnipotent Grand Prince of the Universe, and the lesser Gods were reformed into the Knights of Light, and order of fair angels devoted to Shrek and his wisdom. However, he feared other mortal beings may follow the same process as the reformed lesser Gods, as they were created in their ideal images. So, he made the Knights of Light merge or the realms into a grand celestial bowl of beans. He graciously gave thanks, and ate it. Soon, he thunderously farted out the three new realms - the Higher ''(Hejiriesc)'' , the Middle ''(Madoelriesc)'' and the Lower ''(Deofilriesc)''. He casted Farquaad the evil one into the Lower to rot, and all the combined species into the middle, and gave them other new fair species, and horrible hostile mobs to create literally the moderate world -not too good, not too bad.
-To help spread his name among the quarreling players, he rose from the Waddell Sea and created great swamps in his higher's image amidst him, and became known as ''"Hie dat froem de diep reisen"'' (He that rises from the deep). These gifts gave great awe to the population. After preaching for seven days, he ascended up with the Knights of Light, singing in heavenly counterpoint ''"it's all ogre now"'', before leaving the mortal lands to re-join the heavenly higher. One day, when humanity once again falls into peril and strife, he will come back down to guide us again.
+To help spread his name among the quarreling players, he rose from the Waddell Sea and created great swamps in his higher's image amidst him, and became known as ''"Hie dat froem diepe eriesef"'' (He that rises from the deep). These gifts gave great awe to the tired population, who were suffering from the lack of land to use. After preaching for seven days, he ascended up with the Knights of Light, singing in heavenly counterpoint ''"it's all ogre now"'', before leaving the mortal lands to re-join the heavenly higher. One day, when humanity once again falls into peril and strife, he will come back down to guide us again.
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