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There is no clergy or religious leader, and all members practice lay-preaching and the sacraments- which including bathing in the Weddell Sea at least seven times in their lifetime. The Wadden Sea is a holy site and the waters are said to have healing-powers, and can talk to you in wisdom and guidance. In a way, it is one of the Knights of Light, and you can ask it for less important, and more whimsical things too such as to allow someone to show feelings for you or to get a pay-rise. However, some of this greed is reported by the sea to Shrek and could lower your chances into entering the higher, depending on what you ask for. All other swamps and small inland seas are also considered holy and are seen as chunks of the Higher Realm upon Earth. Though they are not cited in the Epic, or enforced, small temples are often build on or next to them and smaller pilgrimages sometimes take place. These aren't official, but are considered a tradition for a few.

There is no complex baptism or rite of passage, but you must show belief in all it's teachings. Even though other religions are respected, in the eyes of the faithful believers you must go by all the rules set by Shrekism. But never does it mention having to fully believe in Shrek. If you're a good boi that's never heard of him, Shrek will let you in anyway. There is equality between the sexes, races, etc. But Frisian and Waddenish are seen as holy languages and are considered pure tongues.

There is no complex baptism or rite of passage, but you must show belief in all it's teachings. Even though other religions are respected, in the eyes of the faithful believers you must go by all the rules set by Shrekism. But never does it mention having to fully believe in Shrek. If you're a good boi that's never heard of him, Shrek will let you in anyway. There is equality between the sexes, races, etc ''(though, furries are seen as mocking the Good Teacher Asni and the Ceolings -donkeys- and if you are revealed as one, you shall be persecuted)'' . But Frisian and Waddenish are seen as holy languages and are considered pure tongues.

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 There is no clergy or religious leader, and all members practice lay-preaching and the sacraments- which including bathing in the Weddell Sea at least seven times in their lifetime. The Wadden Sea is a holy site and the waters are said to have healing-powers, and can talk to you in wisdom and guidance. In a way, it is one of the Knights of Light, and you can ask it for less important, and more whimsical things too such as to allow someone to show feelings for you or to get a pay-rise. However, some of this greed is reported by the sea to Shrek and could lower your chances into entering the higher, depending on what you ask for. All other swamps and small inland seas are also considered holy and are seen as chunks of the Higher Realm upon Earth. Though they are not cited in the Epic, or enforced, small temples are often build on or next to them and smaller pilgrimages sometimes take place. These aren't official, but are considered a tradition for a few.
-There is no complex baptism or rite of passage, but you must show belief in all it's teachings. Even though other religions are respected, in the eyes of the faithful believers you must go by all the rules set by Shrekism. But never does it mention having to fully believe in Shrek. If you're a good boi that's never heard of him, Shrek will let you in anyway. There is equality between the sexes, races, etc. But Frisian and Waddenish are seen as holy languages and are considered pure tongues.
+There is no complex baptism or rite of passage, but you must show belief in all it's teachings. Even though other religions are respected, in the eyes of the faithful believers you must go by all the rules set by Shrekism. But never does it mention having to fully believe in Shrek. If you're a good boi that's never heard of him, Shrek will let you in anyway. There is equality between the sexes, races, etc ''(though, furries are seen as mocking the Good Teacher Asni and the Ceolings -donkeys- and if you are revealed as one, you shall be persecuted)'' . But Frisian and Waddenish are seen as holy languages and are considered pure tongues.
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