The Pissist Restoration of France: Difference between revisions

==== The Ball God's Surprise Appearance ====

[[File:FrancePP4.png|thumb|220x220px|The Ancient French Pissist Ruins. Roughly translates to ''"Archaeological Discovery, Do not Destroy. It belongs to Pissism"'' ]]

Once the crusaders made their way east of the river, they found a message written in french on a small ruin. It roughly translates to "Protect this place, as it is Pissist". This lead the crusaders to believe that this small field wasn't only what it had seemed, and could quite possibly have been a Pissist place of worship for centuries before their crusade. Suddenly, out of the blue, a new player with fresh playerdata named [[_Obliterator]] spawned on top of the Eiffel Tower. There may have been the possibility of chance in the placement of those french signs, but with a new player spawning on top of the Eiffel Tower immediately after the crusaders had discovered ancient french Pissist ruins right as a crusade had been occuring in the first place, it was in no way merely a coincidence; It was Divine Intervention. The Ball God, the deity of Pissism, must have reincarnated themselves as _Obliterator to aid in the crusade! The Ball God had only made an appearance this way once before, during [[the First Inuvik Crusade]] as [[Jacob8858]], so it would not be entirely out of the ordinary for the Ball God to have done it again. With the grace of the Ball God themselves, the crusaders trekked on and placed more Pee Pees. Matthi3000 would try to climb the Eiffel Tower to reach The Ball God, but would die of fall damage. He would be the only casualty during the whole crusade. Many are considering adding the Eiffel Tower as an official Pissist Symbol after the events of The Pissist Restoration of France, and as a result of the crusade that may just be possible with the populace.