Floppism

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History:

Floppaism is a profound religious ideology that player Ghostyuu brought to the server after Big Floppa himself came to him in a dream.



Beliefs:

Floppist beliefs are as follows :

  1. Floppa is everywhere, this implies that Floppa is everywhere, has been everywhere, and is everything, he is present universally, and all powerful.
  2. Floppa is everlasting, immortal, majestic, superior to us in every way  and the creator of all, he is the balance of the universe, and the universe itself.
  3. Floppa is superior to Fix himself, and due to the mass amount of nonbelievers, he has stricken the server with greed, lag, and chaos itself.

Practicing Floppaism.

  1. All nonbelievers of Floppa should be swiftly terminated, as this is the utmost disgusting sin imaginable, sure to anger Floppa.
  2. Floppist must remember that Bingus is a false prophet, and to be looked upon as the Devil himself.
  3. Floppist must pray to Big Floppa every night in order to please this humble god, and show him your true love.
  4. Floppa Friday is to be considered a religious holiday.