Inca Llamaism (Classic)

Inca Llamaism split of from midwestren-Llamaism and northwest-Llamaism on the 29 of January 2018 when Micheal Jackson, (now saint Micheal Jackson) nailed the new rules of Llamaism to the door of the Antofagasta city building door. HolyDalaiLlama is the current pope of the religion.

Rules of Inca Llamaism

• Do not steal
• Do not kill
• Do not torture
• Do not destroy what now belongs to you
• Do not kill llamas
• Do not hurt llamas
• Only if you walk beneath the holy llama, you will go to llama heaven and you will be a llama
• Every 12:00 you should pray towards the holy llama statue
• Llava is evil
• Poisones potatoea are unlucky
• Everyone should own an emerald as it is a piece of the llama heaven
• Do not show sympathy to symathy to naziïsm

Inca Llamaists

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