Scotianese

Overview

Scotionese are a newer group of people that branched off from the Avalonese on 12/7/2019. Their language is a slightly modified Germanic and Norse language that derived from early Avalonese settlers, today government officials in Nova Scotia are required to learn it.

History

Ancient Avalonese

Since the Scotionese people were not a thing yet, the ancient Scotionese people were recognized as Avalonese. Ancient Avalonese was the language of the Avalonese settlers before and slightly after arriving on Newfoundland Island, nobody speaks it as a first language today but it is used in religious affairs and gatherings based on the nation's religion Pissism and many Peests have to learn it as a second language in order to read out sermons correctly, it is also one of the first requirements for becoming the Poop. Many ancient relics are engraved with Ancient Avalonese such as the Pee Pee monument.

An example of Ancient Avalonese thus follows:

Ancient Avalonese: "የእንግሊዝኛ ቋንቋ መጥፎ ነው እና ህዝቡ በጣም ሰነፍ ከመሆኑ በፊት ከአቫሎን መዝገበ ቃላት ቋንቋ መሰደድ አለበት።"

English: "English is very stinky and deserves to be exiled from the Avalonese lexicon before the commonfolk get too lazy"

Anglicized Avalonese

One time the Avalonese government tried to impose Avalonese upon the english-speaking majority in order to unify avalon in language and to make Avalonese more than just a "you speak it you're my daddy" language, this was tried did not work as the English-speaking majority had a connection with their first language and dared not to learn a language with both a thorn and Cyrillic letters in it, this did however have the unintended consequence of the invention of Anglicized Avalonese, a subtype of Avalonese more intertwined with english than other languages, it is a registered minority language as only 15-25% of the population speaks it and is used in foreign situations such as with English-Speaking countries.

An example of Anglicized Avalonese thus follows:

Anglicized Avalonese: "Englic irs velri ctinaki ent decarfecei ta bli exofeted fram de Avaloonecei lekcikoin betor ta komoonkolkei blet bor laytei"

English: "English is very stinky and deserves to be exiled from the Avalonese lexicon before the commonfolk get too lazy"

The Scotionese Branch Off

On 12/7/2019, the government of Avalon declared that Nova Scotia's people are Scotianese and not Avalonese. The Scotionese had to modify their language so they can officially separate from the Avalonese. The Scotionese people didn't majorly change the language, but it was still moderately modified. The original version of the new language is a slightly modified and more anglicized version of Ancient Avalonese. The Scotionese decided the new language wasn't doing it for them so they completely renewed their language.

An example of Original Scotionese (not used anymore) thus follow:

Original Scotionese: "Klawdō dhworis awti mṛijai" English: "Close the door or die" An example of New Scotionese thus follow:

Simplified Scotionese: "Θε Σκοτιονεσε κρεατεδ α νεω λανγυαγε βεκαυσε θευ διδ νοτ λικε θε αυαλονεσε λανγυαγε ανυμορε"

English: "The Skotionese kreated a neō language bekause theu did not like the aualonese language anumore"

(Y's and V's are U's, C's are K's)