Shitland

Shitland {{{partOf}}} National Information Full Name Towny Name /n list Formed January 28, 2026 at 6:00 pm. National Anthem Motto Shitland Forever! Population 1 Chunks 123 Towns 1 Capital City Prince Rupert Largest City Prince Rupert Oldest City Region Klondike County Language(s) Religion(s) Discord Government Information Political System One-party socialist absolute monarchy Crown Prince SergioTheCrafter Supreme Chairman SergioTheCrafter Prime Minister SergioTheCrafter {{{leader4name}}} {{{leader5name}}} {{{leader6name}}} {{{leader7name}}} {{{leader8name}}} {{{leader9name}}} Executive Legislature Constitution Economic System Provinces Army Size 1 Part of Cascadia (claimed) Historical Information Separation from Cascadia • Separation January 26, 2026 at 6:00 pm • Renamed by staff 6:02 pm • Roles removed 6:04 pm • Dissolved 6:06 pm • • • • • • • •

Shitland, officially the Principality of Shitland, was a nation that briefly existed on the Northwest coast of British Columbia in Klondike County, Cascadia, for 6 minutes on January 28, 2026, from 6:00 to 6:06 pm Pacific time. It was founded and led in its short existence by SergioTheCrafter as crown prince, prime minister, and supreme state chairman.

SergioTheCrafter served as the 13th president of Cascadia from April 21, 2024 to May 19, 2024, and later as the 4th president of Vermont before his impeachment and conviction by the Vermont General Assembly and his return to Cascadia. Having served various roles in Cascadian politics, Sergio retired in late 2025, only to be elected back to the Cascadian House of Representatives in the January 2026 election. By this point, Sergio had attracted a variety of criticism for his alleged nativism and Anti-vermonter xenophobia, leading him to be a prominent target by political figures in varying locations on the Cascadian political spectrum. After allegations of foreign collusion were raised, the Cascadian House of Representatives expelled SergioTheCrafter on January 25, 2026.

Shitland was founded at 6:01 pm Pacific time. It was immediately renamed by staff to 2.1notinshitland for violating nation naming rules. Sergio declared in the Cascadian discord server to be a trade possession office of Cascadia, despite not receiving authorization from any governmental authority of such transaction. As he was de-roled of his citizenship from the Cascadian server, he eventually sued for peace and rejoined Cascadia, dissolving Shitland after just 6 minutes. By several, this brief comedic episode has been nicknamed the Six-Minute War, in reference to the famous Six-Hour War.