Midwest Llamaism
The Split
Midwest Llamaism was the first Llama religion in Canada. It was made after the death of the first Canadian Llama who was shot by the mayor of PEI(Prince Edwards Island). Afterwards the Canadians got a new Llama to Anticosti Island named Cusco II and was the prophet for many years until he retired once the capital of Canada was no longer Anticosti and a new prophet needed to be found. Llamaism was an unofficial religion for awhile and then sadly before it became a official religion a new type of Llamaism appeared, Northwest Llamaism was made and declares they are the true Llamaists so for the long time of peace and unity between all Llamists has ended and a crusade shall be held between the two ideologies to see who is the only and true Llamaist religion.
The Second Split
After the declaration of Lumi II stepping down the retired mother of Midwest Llamaism Cusco II was gaining a lot of popularity with the other Michigander Llamas and so they declared their own religion once again.
The Rules of Midwest Llamaism
- Worship Michigander LLamas all other Llamas are inferior.
- At least one of your Llamas must have a blue carpet
- Don't create any building with Hay bales as a resource
Sacred Llama Text
At the beginning there was nothing but end particles clashing into one another until suddenly a light started to fade all the darkness into the corners of the world and in that light came The Golden Shovel. The Golden Shovel cleansed the air of darkness he made the lands that our nations are on, he made the caverns that the creepers creep in, he made the oceans where the squids swim. Finally he made all of kind, all animals, Pigs, Sheep, Cows, Bats, Parrots, Wolfs and many more that wondered the world in peace. The Shovel noticed something so horrific he didn't know what to do he witnessed something breaking the world. He saw the first player cutting down a tree and making a crafting table The Shovel did all he could think to do to combat this thing he made the mobs. Creepers, Skeletons Zombies and more!
The Player evolved to these means of stopping it, it made weapons it knew what would happen! The Shovel didn't know what to do so he gave up and players plagued the world. He watched as they built empires and fought each other ruining the terrain he worked hard on, one day as the shovel was sitting above the cloud level watching the players team up on a communistic nation he struck down a lightning bolt and hit a Llama named Cusco that was being guided to a city called Anticosti, the players blamed one of their own for causing the incident the shovel felt great regret for killing something he created so he took a rib from the Llamas corpse and created a new Llama in Cusco's image named Sonne. Sonne then found a good mate that lived in Michigan and had many children and a fullfilling life. Yet one side effect of using Cusco's rib for revival was that the blood line would be sacred and all Llamas with this blood are royalty.
Article 1
The Llama Crusades
Llamaism had a problem and spilt into Midwest Llamaism, and Northeast Llamaism. They started a crusade to see who would be the better Llamaist Religion.
The Great Massacre
At one of the Llama churches, a person committed an act of murder on some holy Llamas
The Second Llama Crusades
Llamaism has once again split between Northwest and Midwest on 12/29/2017, this time Northwest Llamaism keeps the name of Unified Llamaism because they do not recognize Midwest Llamaism as a real religion but yet they declare a crusade against it.