Fff34

Fff34, better known as Simon, was a Cascadian Rosey, or Cascadian Football player from Astoria, Cascadia.

Life

Early Years

Simon lived in Astoria from November 1, 2024 to December 17, 2024 in a small studio apartment. He got interested in Rosey and tried joining local clubs, but could not get in. He always watched Grouse RC and eventually got into a public recreational team. He befriended some of his teammates, like Dexter_that_boi.

Career

He eventually joined a minor league Rosey team in January 2025, but was terminated from the league due to his use of golden apples.

Death

His friend, Dex, invited him to a Seattle fireworks show, but while watching, Simon tripped and fell into the 74-block deep bay, and died. His funeral was attended by many RFL fans in south Cascadia. 

Legacy

His death inspired his friend Dex to form the Cascadian Safety Fund, saving many future lives.