World War Lag (Classic)

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Otherwise known as War Day World War IV

The infamous World War on Saturday 24th of March from 20:00-20:46 GMT, that killed everything due to lag.

Although most nations had made plans prior to the war, most were abandoned in the desperate struggle against the lag. The server fought for over 45 minutes, trying to deal with the spam created from the chat, as well as the players who constantly left and rejoined. It is not known what the cause of the lag was. For some it lagged the entire time, others it only lagged at the very end before the server crashed.

There is no official winner at the moment; it was in debate according to KarlOfDuty, however some declare Canada the unofficial winner as prior to the crash it had the most points, and others declare Germany as the victor for nearly defeating the biggest nation, Russia. But the victor was later declared to be "the server" and nobody was awarded the axe. That said, Canada and Spain received honorable mentions, and the brutal Battle of Saint Petersburg was also honored.

This war has been declared by some, "the worst war ever"

Statements regarding the war

"The war is over: The server wins because it killed everyone." - KarlOfDuty

"Basically players died then towns died then nations died then the server died" - KarlofDuty

"No official winner yet. We are debating if there should be one." - KarlofDuty

"T H E Y U S E D B A N N E D P L A Y E R S , A N D T H E Y S T I L L L O S T" -paperpikmin

We go out in a blazing hell of Autism” - Oretin_

"My expectations where a lot higher, but atleast that means less work repearing and my nation didn't die" -Pachacuti_

"The lag was coused by the llama god to preserve peace" - HolyDallaiLlama

"I can't get over how fucking hard Russia got humiliated" - Oretin_



Nations eliminated in chronological order (known of)

CCCP Eliminated

Denmark Eliminated

Publica_Romanorum Eliminated (King killed)

Australia Eliminated (King killed)

Qi Eliminated

EastIndiaCompany Eliminated

Union_Of_Grayshirts Eliminated

Carthage_Empire Eliminated

United_Kingdom Eliminated

Nations whom had great success

Japan - Did well in Asia

Spain - Did well in Europe

Canada - Rumoured that they were attacked by no one, did well in Oceania and The Americas

Alaskan Empire - Had success in Asia

Austro-Germany - Nearly deafeted the biggest nation Russia (Only a few minutes away from victory)

Russia - Defeated an enemy, CCCP

Major Battles

Battle of CCCP

idk anything bout this but write pro russian battle shit here <<<

Siege of Saint Peterburg

The Seige of Saint Petersburg was the biggest battle in the war, featuring 5 russian casualites and 0 German casualties. It was a fairly well planned German invasion of the Russian capital, Saint Petersburg. The plan was to quickly defeat the Russian garrison stationed in St. Petersburg while the main Russian forces attacked CCCP, however a huge amount of defenders remained in the capital. Despite this the German Heer pushed on, killing many in the process. When troops reached the homeblock of the city, the Tsar himself arrived to fight. Although the Germans self pride was high as well as there constant propaganda during this day, the Russians kept the German forces scrambled on the homeblock, succesfully protecting the capital from any sort of defeat in the beggining, but towards the end the homeblock began to take massive damage, however, very slowly. When Russian defeat was near the server crashed resulting in the war ending with no winners. (Stop griefing this page, Russia)