Jewtsuism

Jewtsuism
Religious Symbol
God	Jewtsu and No_Jewtsu

What is Jewtsuism?

Jewtsuism is the belief in luck and grinding. Jewtsuism was created on November 19, 2018 by No_Jewtsu. Followers of Jewtsuism must obey the god Jewtsu.

History of Jewtsuism

The Beginning

No_Jewtsu, the leader of Beijing at the time, saw a strange being up in the clouds after a hard day of mining gold. This being was named Jewtsu. Jewtsu told No_Jewtsu, "I am the god of luck and grinding, I shall enlighten you with the powers of "grinding hard" to have you succeed on the journey to become a rich minecraft politician." No_Jewtsu thought this was absolute bullshit and accepted the thought that he probably has schizo, so he turned back home.

The Realization

No_Jewtsu saw Jewtsu on November 19, 2018. This time Jewtsu had something to give No_Jewtsu. Jewtsu gave him 13 feathers, 8 ink sacks, 38 pieces of paper, 2 leather, a sword called "Dick Pick" and a pickaxe called "Gift of Grinding Hard." No_Jewtsu was very thankful. He quickly made a book and a quill. After he made the book and quill he quickly wrote down what he saw and heard what Jewtsu told him in the "Bible of Jewtsuism." He later accepted that he probably doesn't have schizo. He put the bible in an ancient abandoned shrine behind a mountain near Los Angeles and called the shrine "Jewtsu Shrine". Once No_Jewtsu dies the powers of "grinding hard" will pass onto another person of great power who believes in Jewtsuism. When founding the religion No_Jewtsu thought of making the symbol of Jewtsuism a die. The die represents luck, because it takes luck to get what you want from grinding.

The 1st Jewtsuist Chruch and Conversion

Constructed by No_Jewtsu on 11/20/2018. The church is used to practice the religion of Jewtsuism as well as converting the entire town of Los Angeles. No_Jewtsu makes an attempt to convert all of Los Angeles to convert to Jewtsuism. Los Angeles is successfully converted to Jewtsuism. Jewtsu witnesses the conversion from above and gifts No_Jewtsu "Pantalones of Luck."

Fall of Jewtsuism (Death of No_Jewtsu)

The lack of religious practices have caused the religion's power to decay. No_Jewtsu's death occurred on February 4, 2019 and everyone knew he wasn't coming back, ever. No_Jewtsu's power did not pass on due to the lack of people following the religion during Z1rbster's presidency of Old California. In the after-life No_Jewtsu becomes the secondary god of Jewtsuism. Jewtsuism officially collapses February 3, 2019. An abundance of time passes by and the city of Los Angeles collapses due to immense inactivity. The city is revived and lead by Gawker after New California Republic and the towns of Old California unify to reform the newest version of California. The new leader of Los Angeles clears the remains of the old town with the church. The church is gone into dust with the shrine still somewhat intact.

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The Gods of Jewtsuism

Jewtsu - a mysterious being that lurks in the sky above the clouds. He is said to be the one who puts all the gold in the ground. He is the one that gives us luck and fortune. He is RNGesus of Terra Nova. He is what we love sometimes and hate sometimes. He is Jewtsu.

No_Jewtsu - Once a regular player of EarthMC. The original founder of Old California, Beijing and Los Angeles. He was a very suspicious character that the people of California adored. He truly believed in luck and grinding. His suspicious acts eventually raised the suspicion of the higher gods (moderators) who killed him with the mighty ban hammer. No_Jewtsu died on February 4, 2019. In the after-life, Jewtsu made No_Jewtsu the secondary god of Jewtsuism. Due to the lack of converted members Jewtsuism died shortly after.

Information About Jewtsuism

"The First Apothegm" - "Grind hard and fast, smoke grass, and eat ass."

"The Second Apothegm" - "If you stop, you get the glock."

"The Three Decrees"

1. Grind
2. Expand
3. Invite

"Forbidden Whisper" - "November india golf golf alpha" or "November india golf golf echo romeo"

Legendary Shrines and Locations

The Legendary Shrine: "Jewtsu Shrine" - Located behind Big Bear Lake (-21837, -6495)

Similar Gods/Religions

• RNGesus