Newmanism is a noob religion based mainly on brain damage.

Religious Texts

there are none, as newman cannot read :wholesome:

Notable Figures

Number	Command
I	you will make up religions to copy kobi
II	you will hit your head until you think newman is god
III	you will join australia after your alt gets banned
IV	you will mass alt
V	you will worship woomy and kobi
VI	I love oiled up black men
VII