Nova:Cascadia
History
Cascadia is a mega-nation which occupies territory in the western portion of North America. Founded on December 11, 2018 at precisely 21:01, Cascadia has since grown to be one of the largest nations in the server, with more than 25 towns from its core territories and outlying districts.
It has been years since God Emperor Ranger took complete control of the Cascadian government. I am apart of the Athabasca district, the most boring district of the People’s Republic of Cascadia. We’re known for our wood cutting, and that’s what I’ve been all my life. I cut wood for the Ranger Regime to fuel the wars constantly being waged on the Wabanazi. However, the time is coming for the annual Dumpster Games and I am worried as always. Being chosen to represent your district is a death sentence. You, along with a representative from every other district is taken into an arena, and forced to fight off hordes of toyfags as you try to find an escape. The problem is, no one has ever found their way out since the beginning of the Dumpster Games. Everyone who has ever been chosen has only died from the rabid 12 year olds asking how to leave the queue.
I arrive to Astoria, the capital of the Ranger Regime to assume accountability. All Cascadians are here to watch our great leader announce who will be sent to die in this vicious and useless tradition. Across the crowds of people I spot him, the one I met while visiting the Northwest Territories. His tall, thick body could be spotted from a mile away: Hacker. Although he was much older than me, I could still feel an urge to talk to him. His deep, smoked voice drew me to him, but I could never get myself to get to know him personally. I don’t know what I would if he was chosen as much as I was… I hope the best for him.
I looked at Ranger, his blonde hair was shining like the sun itself. I drowned in his deep blue eyes. Ranger opened his mouth again, revealing his shiny white teeth and other victims of the Dumpster Games. “Taiga!” He said, hands shaking with excitement. “Benja! Incarnation!” He opened his mouth slowly and licked his lips, tongue stretched out. His hand was shaking uncontrollably, creeping closer to his crotch. Ranger’s eyes were blinking more than usual, he let out a soft “yeah…” He didn’t realize the microphone was on and proceeded to say “fuck yeah…Hacker! Uro!” His butt was clenching, I didn’t know if he was shitting himself or he was just excited, guess I’ll never know.
Describe the other victims (Taiga, Benja, Incar)
I look beside me to the other chosen victims. Taiga, the representative for the Astorian District. She was confident, and almost… happy to be chosen. Perhaps being from the capital has made her brainwashed. I’ve heard rumors that people in the capital actually train for this event, in a way that they are enthusiastic about it. It’s disturbing, but I don’t think any amount of training can protect someone from the toyfags.
Passed Taiga is the Representative for Alaska, Benja. He was nervous, and shy to be the center of attention. I could tell he was not ready to be chosen, like anybody else would. But being from the Alaska district, he was obviously more intelligent than the rest of us. Those alaskans are known for being ahead of all the other districts. But I guess I’ll have to wait and see how he competes.
Lastly, there was Incar, the representative of Bhutan. Although there is currently a revolt in the Bhutanese District to separate from Cascadia, Ranger still forces the opposition government of Bhutan to send in representatives or else he will unleash total annihilation onto them.It is a complicated situation, and no one is truly sure if Ranger has god like powers. But no one is willing to test him. Incar seems calm, I can’t tell what is going in her mind, she could be scared out of her mind, or she could be ready to kill every single one of us. The bhutanese are masters in martial arts, yet geniuses in poetry. I know she will be one person I will make sure to not misjudge.
We were put in a big white room, big enough that you couldn’t see the walls at the other side of the room. Everyone was training there, you could see Hackerman with a gladiator outfit, revealing his big canadian tits and frosty nipples. Incar was silent, her hair tied back in a long ponytail. Taiga was running around the room, giggling. Everyone was doing amazing, but I could only focus on Hacker, his hairy chest taunting me, telling me to come over there and lick it. I saw some people with bows and arrows, hitting all the bullseyes, but no matter how good they were, Hacker was clearly better. After 5 minutes of staring straight at Hacker, he made eye contact with me, and smirked. I could feel my cheeks turning red, I didn’t want him to see me so I turned my back and ran away from him. I ran so fast I tripped, ripping my shirt open and showing my underwear. Hacker stared, penetrating me with his sight.
On the day of the Games, the Imperial Guard loaded us into the Ice Subway: A grand system that ran through underneath all of Cascadia. They took us through this tunnel because we couldn’t know where the Arena actually was. I sat across from Hacker on the subway. He kept his focus on himself, slowly, yet calmly smoking a cigarette. We both knew what was ahead of us, and he knew that today was likely his last. I wished I could be as calm as him, but I was never that brave. I only ever fought to survive, but this would be different. These are people like me, well maybe except Taiga, and we simply want to live in peace. But this is for our Lord Ranger the Tyrant, and we must fight for his amusement.
The subway stops. The guards open the doors and orders us to file out. Leading us through a dark, cold corridor, my heart was racing. I gripped my fists and kept my chin up. Suddenly, I someone held my hand. Turning my head, I see Hacker with a smile on his face.
“Don’t worry, it’ll be over by the end of the day” He tried to cheer me up.
I guess he’s right, but those words only helped so little as I knew that the end would not come easily. We finally reached a room with pods leading vertically up to the arena. Assigning us each to these pods, I looked around one last time to the others: Taiga was stretching, warming up for the battle ahead. Incar was meditating as she stood in the pod. And Benja was quivering in fear. Looking over to Hacker, he burned out his last cigarette and looked at me with one last smirk.
Over the loudspeakers we heard Ranger announcing
“And now, beginning Cascadia’s 18th annual Dumpster Games! Prepare for bloodshed!”
And with that, the pods began to escalate up to the arena.
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Districts
The North West Territories (NWT)
On February 27, 2019, the first Cascadian district, the NWT, was born. After some diplomatic interactions with some Canadian towns, they agreed on becoming a part of Cascadia. The Capital of the NWT is Sachs_Outpost.
Alaska
Later, on the day that Cascadia's first district was born, Alaska also joined Cascadia as a vassal state. Cascadia, interested in becoming friendly with Koyuk, an isolated city in the middle of the Alaskan plains, decided on making another nation to try a sort of joint coalition between the two. The Capital of Alaska is Klondike.
Athabasca
Cascadia's third district, the Athabasca District formed on the 17th of March from three towns located in real-life northern British Columbia and Alberta. The formal capital of the Athabasca District is Swanavon, while it's largest municipality is Dawnstar. Athabasca's current administrative and commercial center is located in Strathcona.