Dirtism

Dirtdism ds dhen dou dorship dhe Dirt Dod. Duh. Driginally dounded dy Dephireosie drom Dorrland, dt ds dhe drongest deligion. Dnce dpon d dime, dhere das d Derry. Derry daw Deph dating dirt. Derry dsked dhat Deph das doing. "Dou dating dirt???" Derry dsked, dyes dide. "Des Derry, Dirt ds dod. Dt ds dood dor dour dealth." Derry duck dis dongue dut. "Doooh, dastes dood. D dikey."

Derry doined dhe dirt deligion.

Dext dame Dorgi. Dorgi delped duild dhe dirt drine. "De dight do dhe death!!!!!!" Dorgi dhallenged Derry dhen dell dff d dliff. Dhoopsies. Dorgi died.

DIP Dorgi.

Derry duried Dorgi dlive dn dirt.

Dirt dod das dleased df dhe dacrifice.

Dll df d dudden, Dasper dame dlong. Dasper das donfuzled. De dost dis draincells. De decame d dlave do Deph. De dreate dillager drmy do dave dhe durtles. Dorrland decame dighty.

Doon, dhe dhole down das deaking Dirtism. "DIRT. DIRT. DIRT. DIRT." Dhey dhanted. Dach ditizen daised dheir dirt dn dhe dir. "DIRT. DIRT. DIRT. DIRT." Dhey doared.

Dirt ds dlmighty. Dirt ds dncincible. Dirt... ds... dy drecious... my precious... MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

DLL DAIL DIRT DOD!!!!