Inca Llamaism (Classic)

Inca Llamaism split of from midwestren-Llamaism and northwest-Llamaism on the 29 of January 2018 when Micheal Jackson, (now saint Micheal Jackson) nailed the new rules of Llamaism to the door of the Antofagasta door.

Rules of Llamaism

• Do not steal
• Do not kill
• Do not torture
• Do not destroy what now belongs to you
• Do not kill llamas
• Do not hurt llamas
• Only if you walk beneath the holy llama, you will go to llama heaven and you will be a llama
• Every 12:00 you should pray towards the holy llama statue
• Llava is evil
• Poisones potatoea are unlucky
• Everyone should own an emerald as it is a piece of the llama heaven
• Do not show sympathy to symathy to naziïsm