Llamaism

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 What is Llamaism? ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE ITS SUPER LAME.

Llamaism is a religion created on EarthMC Classic by GayCreeper50 and DDimeTheGreatCockRaper, it was created on August 1, 2017. Llamaism is the worship of Pedophiles and PEDOCulture. But, there are rules of course.YEAH LIKE SUCK YOUR COCK RN GAY ASS BITCH

The Rules of Llamaism

  • Worship the BillyTheRapedKid
  • DHURT ME BITCH DO IT RN
  • Do not eat COCK AND DICK AND COCK OR I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK BITCH THE GUYHow to RAPE Llamaism?

Well, you don't even need Llamas, you just need to love them and maybe show your love by making babies with them

Llamaism Cities

History of Llamaism

Cusco Dynasty

The Great Enlightening

ITs when I sucked your ass

Noki

Noki was a raped kid

Journey

And I raped you

Split

No you were gay

Unification

So I killed you

Bell Dynasty

The Election

Then I elected and picked your cock out and cocked it with my ass

Isabella's Ambitions

Isabella then went on to try and rape the separate branches into one rpae Llamaism with her aFUCK YOURSELF BITCH REG pope all attempSO I TRIETO SUCK HER UP AND IT DIDNT WORK ts to diplomatically unify failed and so the crusade against the Islamaists had to begin, they refused all beliefs of Llamaism as a whole and were tragically UI WILL RAPE YOU ME"misinformed about the mighty Cusco. The Islamaists surrendered right away anI SUCK YOU ALL DAYd were completely destroyed no longer having any believers, sadly this was the last few acts Isabella had done before -

The Betrayal

My goth shit raped me

Calor Dynasty

The Second Llama Plague

RAPE IT

Inca Llamaism Falls

With the return of Cusco II, the Unified Llamaists once again they raped their kid set their sights on the Inca's and quickly found out they were raped that they have fallen and completely raped each other disappeared from the server the only remanent that is left of them is their old rape empire o pedophilain inca I just gayed you up so fuck yourself of Inca.

The Articles

Article 1

The Llama Crusades

The Llama Plague had once destroyed Europe and Africa's Llama population the regions have now been repopulated and filled with fellow believers of Cusco, but sadly another epidemic happened and Llamas started to disappear all across Western Europe starting in the Venice. A month later and most Llamas were killed in France, Italy and Great Britain, luckily German Llamaists were notified of this plague and they protected their Llamas stopping the plague from spreading into Eastern Europe.

Article 3

California's Compensation

YOU HITATE

End of the California Crusade

GAY

Article 4

Terra Nova

 Sacred Llama Text

Creation

IL GO

IF YOU DIE