Midwest Llamaism

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The Split

Midwest Llamaism was the first Llama religion in Canada. It was made after the death of the first Canadian Llama who was shot by the mayor of PEI(Prince Edwards Island). Afterwards the Canadians got a new Llama to Anticosti Island named Cusco II and was the prophet for many years until he retired once the capital of Canada was no longer Anticosti and a new prophet needed to be found. Llamaism was an unofficial religion for awhile and then sadly before it became a official religion a new type of Llamaism appeared, Northwest Llamaism was made and declares they are the true Llamaists so for the long time of peace and unity between all Llamists has ended and a crusade shall be held between the two ideologies to see who is the only and true Llamaist religion.

The Rules of Llamaism

  • WORSHIP LLAMAS (or else you will be thrown into fire pit)
  • Don't Eat wheat (or else you will be thrown into fire pit)
  • Don't Eat Chicken (or else you will be thrown into fire pit)

Sacred Llama Text

At the beginning there was nothing but end particles clashing into one another until suddenly a light started to fade all the darkness into the corners of the world and in that light came The Golden Shovel. The Golden Shovel cleansed the air of darkness he made the lands that our nations are on, he made the caverns that the creepers creep in, he made the oceans where the squids swim. Finally he made all of kind, all animals, Pigs, Sheep, Cows, Bats, Parrots, Wolfs and many more that wondered the world in peace. The Shovel noticed something so horrific he didn't know what to do he witnessed something breaking the world. He saw the first player cutting down a tree and making a crafting table The Shovel did all he could think to do to combat this thing he made the mobs. Creepers, Skeletons Zombies and more!

The Player evolved to these means of stopping it, it made weapons it knew what would happen! The Shovel didn't know what to do so he gave up and players plagued the world. He watched as they built empires and fought each other ruining the terrain he worked hard on, one day as the shovel was sitting above the cloud level watching the players team up on a communistic nation.