Yurmumism
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Overview
Yurmumism, officially known as Yourbirthiremother Evira, is a polytheistic religion founded online in the server chat but by a player named HiIAlsoExist
Beliefs
Yurmums belive in the 11 gods of Mother's Gates, a sanctuary, a holy place only fit for immortals.
Gods of Mommatown
- Rick Astley: God of creation
- Jonathon Mother: God of Birth and Offspring
- Mamamia Man: God of Italian Culture
- Baluigiario: Ruthless God of Despair and Hopelessness
- Mr. Penis: God of Time and Judgement of Past Actions
- Briavinger: God of War and Chaos
- Arambae: Guard of the Heavens. God of Free Will.
- E-Girl Patricia: God of Wealth. from all of the nudes she sells online (._. if only I could do that)
- Fix Jr: God of exile, pizza, power and society
- Jijo: Traveller among all words. God of balance, drugs and alcohol
- Sosigi: Demi-God of Jijo, brother of the Great Viking Lords.