Pastafarianism

Pastafarianism & RFCFSMEdit

And the Reformed Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, follows the first Testemate, (Holy Gospel of the FSM) The Second Testemate, the Holy Bible of Turtles, where Turtle Jesus and Turtle Lord are introduced as The FSMs messangers to distribute the word of his NOODLY appendage, and the Third Testemate, the Testemate of the Redeemer (Dayzle) Adds the divinity of the Golden shovel, where it said that Dayzle the Redeemer is the 7th reincarnation of Turtle Jesus, who will fight then Nightzle, and as the prophecy says, the nightzle will be someone close to Dayzle the Redeemer and the 3 people who will help the Redeemer, and bring a golden age of Pasta into the world. Turtle Jesus is a Pastafarian who was created by the FSM and is the son of Turtle Lord, the Archangelo, who is of the FSM