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Pablo Escobar was a legendary Colombian drug lord and the central deity in Pabloism, a fringe religious cult in Albany, Quebec. The church is led by ThatEndorEwok.
Pabloism
Pabloism worships Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar, attempting to resurrect him using sorcery, hoping to bring about Pablo Day, a day of apocalyptic cleansing and purging of the morally corrupt within EarthMC, and the replacement of every government with a large global Colombian cartel. Also on Pablo Day, the morally good citizens of earth in the eyes of Pablo are granted access to the Pabhalla, a mythical realm where everyone gets an endless supply of crack cocaine and methamphetamine.