Pabloism

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Pabloism
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Pablo
Deities / Gods Pablo
Towns and Players
Holy People
Holy Cities Albany
Nations using the religion
Origin
Date of Creation April 16, 2022


Pabloism, also known as the Cult of Pablo, is a fringe religious cult in Albany, Quebec that worships Pablo Escobar. It was formed on April 16, 2022 by ThatEndorEwok.


Beliefs

Pabloism worships Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar, attempting to resurrect him using sorcery, hoping to bring about Pablo Day, a day of apocalyptic cleansing and purging of the morally corrupt within EarthMC, and the replacement of every government with a large global Colombian cartel. Also on Pablo Day, the morally good citizens of earth in the eyes of Pablo are granted access to the Pabhalla, a mythical realm where everyone gets an endless supply of crack cocaine and methamphetamine.