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== Founding of Donkeyism / Ass-ism. ==
== Founding of Donkeyism / Ass-ism. ==
On July 19th, 2021, the one-year anniversary of the founding of the city of Suna, player [https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/32Soup 32Soup] sat upon a Donkey named "Cleetus" following the festival celebrating Suna's anniversary.  The Donkey levitated and began walking on water while player [https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/32Soup 32Soup] sat on Cleetus. [[32Soup]] and many of the players nearby then created Donkeyism in response to what they alleged was "a miracle". [https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/32Soup 32Soup] was unanimously elected as the "Holy Taint" of Donkeyism, and the core tenets of the Donkeyist faith were made during the Convention of Suna. Player Corsair_11's pool, which was where the religion was founded, was declared a holy site, and all of the water within was declared "Holy Ass Water" by the Holy Taint [[32Soup]]. The founding members were baptized in the pool shortly after.
On July 19th, 2021, the one-year anniversary of the founding of the city of Suna, player [https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/32Soup 32Soup] sat upon a Donkey named "Cleetus" following the festival celebrating Suna's anniversary.  The Donkey levitated and began walking on water while player [https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/32Soup 32Soup] sat on Cleetus. [[32Soup]] and many of the players nearby then created Donkeyism in response to what they alleged was "a miracle". [https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/32Soup 32Soup] was unanimously elected as the "Holy Taint" of Donkeyism, and the core tenets of the Donkeyist faith were made during the Convention of Suna. Player Corsair_11's pool, which was where the religion was founded, was declared a holy site, and all of the water within was declared "Holy Ass Water" by the Holy Taint [[32Soup]]. The founding members were baptized in the pool shortly after.
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'''Holy Taint-''' The head of the Donkeyist religion. The elected Ass Pop controls all church property within the server and can nominate Ass Cardinals, though other Ass Cardinals have to agree on this.
'''Holy Taint-''' The head of the Donkeyist religion. The elected Ass Pop controls all church property within the server and can nominate Ass Cardinals, though other Ass Cardinals have to agree on this.
[[Category:Religions]]
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