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{{Stub}}{{Religion_Template_v2.1|founded_by=SaltedSuris|date_of_creation=Dec 23d, 2021|deities=Ball God (spelled WITH a space for religious reasons) | {{Stub}}{{Religion_Template_v2.1|founded_by=SaltedSuris|date_of_creation=Dec 23d, 2021|deities=Ball God (spelled WITH a space for religious reasons) | ||
Dildo (Father-God)|practicing_nations=[[Labrador]], [[Indochina]]|image1=|scripture=The [[ | Dildo (Father-God)|practicing_nations=[[Labrador]], [[Indochina]]|image1=Flag of orthocoxy.png|scripture=The [[Pissism Bible]]|holy_people=[[The Ball God]]|holy_cities=[[Dildo]] | ||
[[ | [[pee_pee_island]]|caption1=The religious flag of Orthocox Pissism. "𝘏𝘐 𝘒𝘜𝘐 𝘎𝘙𝘈𝘕𝘛𝘈𝘜𝘕 𝘜𝘐𝘊 𝘜𝘕𝘐𝘊𝘌𝘜 𝘖𝘐 𝘝𝘐𝘊𝘛𝘖𝘜𝘙𝘐𝘈𝘜, 𝘕𝘖𝘕𝘐𝘜𝘐 𝘖𝘟𝘙𝘖𝘐 𝘒𝘌𝘜 𝘓𝘌 𝘚𝘍𝘌𝘐𝘙𝘖𝘋𝘐𝘌𝘜, 𝘔𝘈𝘐𝘖𝘜 𝘏𝘐 𝘎𝘙𝘈𝘕𝘛𝘈𝘜 𝘜𝘐𝘊 𝘜𝘕𝘐𝘊𝘌𝘜 𝘝𝘐𝘊𝘛𝘖𝘜𝘙𝘐𝘈𝘜" which translates to "He who grants us unity and victory, none other than the Ballgod, may He grant us unity and victory"}}The '''Northern Orthocoxy Church''', or just The '''Orthocox Church''' is a denomination of [[Pissism]] that split from the main Pissists on December 23rd, 2021 in order to combat the [[Church of Haybird]]. It was formed by [[SaltedSuris]] with [[Labrador]] as its first member nation. The religion rejects the P̶r̶o̶p̶h̶e̶t̶ Haybird, and is the utmost polar opposite of the Haybirdite's objectives. The Northern Orthocox Church attempts to retain Pissism's traditional values, and has a fierce rivalry with the Haybirdites. | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
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During the rule of [[The Poop|Poop]] [[MattyG2012]], [[Nethermite13|NetherMite13]] decided to start his own more "modern" branch of Pissism. [[Acadia]] already had many unregulated liturgical differences compared to main Pissism, something many traditionalists despised as inherently un-Pissist, and the recent figure of Haybird had rooted itself in Acadian tradition, with some calling him a Prophet. Traditionalists for months had been angered at Acadia's drift away from traditional Pissism ever since its independence, for Acadia was disregarding unity for the sake to cure boredom. But, the straw that broke the camel's back came when Acadia officially announced the schism from traditional Pissism. | During the rule of [[The Poop|Poop]] [[MattyG2012]], [[Nethermite13|NetherMite13]] decided to start his own more "modern" branch of Pissism. [[Acadia]] already had many unregulated liturgical differences compared to main Pissism, something many traditionalists despised as inherently un-Pissist, and the recent figure of Haybird had rooted itself in Acadian tradition, with some calling him a Prophet. Traditionalists for months had been angered at Acadia's drift away from traditional Pissism ever since its independence, for Acadia was disregarding unity for the sake to cure boredom. But, the straw that broke the camel's back came when Acadia officially announced the schism from traditional Pissism. | ||
===Formation=== | ===Formation=== | ||
In response to the creation of [[Church of Haybird|the Church of Haybird]], On December 23rd, 2021, a collective group of Pissist Traditionalists, [[The Sex Army|Sex Army]] Cummadores | In response to the creation of [[Church of Haybird|the Church of Haybird]], On December 23rd, 2021, a collective group of Pissist Traditionalists, [[The Sex Army|Sex Army]] Cummadores and a small margin of Pissist Extremists formed The Northern Orthocoxy Church, SaltedSuris posted the announcement on Labrador's Discord server.{{Quote (Matthi3000 )|[...] Labrador wit the current news of Acadia' Pissist sect respond in anger in discontent. Acadia has created a new sect of Pissism, ignoring tradition and unity. | ||
The unity of Pissism is key to all of our lives, fellow Pissists. I call upon you, my great northern people, to reject this "modernization" of (ball) god's perfect realm! | The unity of Pissism is key to all of our lives, fellow Pissists. I call upon you, my great northern people, to reject this "modernization" of (ball) god's perfect realm! | ||
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Template:Religion Template v2.1The Northern Orthocoxy Church, or just The Orthocox Church is a denomination of Pissism that split from the main Pissists on December 23rd, 2021 in order to combat the Church of Haybird. It was formed by SaltedSuris with Labrador as its first member nation. The religion rejects the P̶r̶o̶p̶h̶e̶t̶ Haybird, and is the utmost polar opposite of the Haybirdite's objectives. The Northern Orthocox Church attempts to retain Pissism's traditional values, and has a fierce rivalry with the Haybirdites.
History
Background
During the rule of Poop MattyG2012, NetherMite13 decided to start his own more "modern" branch of Pissism. Acadia already had many unregulated liturgical differences compared to main Pissism, something many traditionalists despised as inherently un-Pissist, and the recent figure of Haybird had rooted itself in Acadian tradition, with some calling him a Prophet. Traditionalists for months had been angered at Acadia's drift away from traditional Pissism ever since its independence, for Acadia was disregarding unity for the sake to cure boredom. But, the straw that broke the camel's back came when Acadia officially announced the schism from traditional Pissism.
Formation
In response to the creation of the Church of Haybird, On December 23rd, 2021, a collective group of Pissist Traditionalists, Sex Army Cummadores and a small margin of Pissist Extremists formed The Northern Orthocoxy Church, SaltedSuris posted the announcement on Labrador's Discord server.Template:Quote (Matthi3000 )SaltedSuris, the leader of Labrador, decided to create his own church to combat Haybirdism, the Northern Orthocoxy Church, with Salted's church being more focused on traditional values.
Beliefs
The denomination retains many inherent Pissist values that the Haybirdites don't. The Orthocox Church believes in the Ball God, like all pissists, but also believes that The Poop is a representative appointed by the Ball God, this alongside rejecting the prophet Haybird.
Orthocoxians also spell their deities name like "Ball God"
Trust me when I say this simple spelling is a contentious debate between the two sects.