Northern Orthocox Church

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Template:Religion Template v2.1The Northern Orthocoxy Church, or just The Orthocox Church is a denomination of Pissism that split from the main Pissists on December 23rd, 2021 in order to combat the Church of Haybird. It was formed by SaltedSuris with Labrador as its first member nation. The religion rejects the P̶r̶o̶p̶h̶e̶t̶ Haybird, and is the utmost polar opposite of the Haybirdite's objectives. The Northern Orthocox Church attempts to retain Pissism's traditional values, and has a fierce rivalry with the Haybirdites.

History

Background

During the rule of Poop MattyG2012, NetherMite13 decided to start his own more "modern" branch of Pissism. Acadia already had many unregulated liturgical differences compared to main Pissism, something many traditionalists despised as inherently un-Pissist, and the recent figure of Haybird had rooted itself in Acadian tradition, with some calling him a Prophet. Traditionalists for months had been angered at Acadia's drift away from traditional Pissism ever since its independence, for Acadia was disregarding unity for the sake to cure boredom. But, the straw that broke the camel's back came when Acadia officially announced the schism from traditional Pissism.

Formation

In response to the creation of the Church of Haybird, On December 23rd, 2021, a collective group of Pissist Traditionalists, Sex Army Cummadores and a small margin of Pissist Extremists formed The Northern Orthocoxy Church, SaltedSuris posted the announcement on Labrador's Discord server.Template:Quote (Matthi3000 )SaltedSuris, the leader of Labrador, decided to create his own church to combat Haybirdism, the Northern Orthocoxy Church, with Salted's church being more focused on traditional values.

Beliefs

The denomination retains many inherent Pissist values that the Haybirdites don't. The Orthocox Church believes in the Ball God, like all pissists, but also believes that The Poop is a representative appointed by the Ball God, this alongside rejecting the prophet Haybird.

Orthocoxians also spell their deities name like "Ball God"

Trust me when I say this simple spelling is a contentious debate between the two sects.