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 == Founding's of Donkeyism / Ass-ism. ==
-Soup sat upon the Holy Donkey and it began to levitate, from there on he sought out that all hear the ways of the donkey, as well as declaring that the water the donkey swam in was holy, he quickly bottled the holy ass water and baptized his fellow men in its assyness.
+On July 19th, 2021, the one-year anniversary of the founding of the city of Suna, player 32Soup sat upon a Donkey named "Cleetus" following the festival celebrating Suna's anniversary.  The Donkey levitated and began walking on water while player 32Soup sat on Cleetus. 32Soup and many of the players nearby then created Donkeyism in response to what they alleged was "a miracle". 32Soup was unanimously elected as the Ass Pope of Donkeyism, and the core tenets of the Donkeyist faith were made during the Convention of Suna. Player Corsair_11's pool, which was where the religion was founded, was declared a holy site, and all of the water within was declared "Holy Ass Water" by the Donkeyist Church. The founding members were baptized in the pool shortly after.
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