FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions): Difference between revisions

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 https://store.earthmc.net/category/premium
+== '''Why do you make people pay $15 for queue priority? Can't you just upgrade the server capacity to 300 players or something?'''==
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+Hmm hmm, master Yoda my name is
+Owner of the EarthMC server I am
+Fuel my ketamine addiction I must
+Pay for Cock and Ball Torture sessions I must
+Need money for this I do
+Find out a way to make money off 13-year olds on the internet I have
+Set up shitty Minecraft server I have
+Make server capacity small on purpose I did
+Make them wait an hour to join the map I do
+Offer premium option to give players queue priority for $15 I did
+Fall for this trick the stupid kids did
+Realize that I have enough money to have everyone in the server without waiting, they do not
+Earn over $2000 off this a month I do
+Now shut the fuck up you must!
 == '''How do I join a town?''' ==