Siege of Rexburg

Anti-Cascadian and Italian propaganda

St. Scorpionzzx Church of Pissism, built during the siege

The Church after the second suicide bombing

The Siege of Rexburg is an ongoing conflict between the small town of Rexburg and Cascadia.

Background

While Cascadia had been irritated with Rexburg's presence in Wyoming for quite some time, the breaking point came when antxasil, the mayor of Rexburg, stole god armour from Texas, a Cascadian ally. After a gradual escalation, Cascadian armies, led by EstiQT, moved south from Wyoming and occupied the town. rcvq, a historic rival of Cascadia, briefly joined Rexburg to support it.

The Siege

The occupation went well at first, with resistance being supressed and some items being funneled out of the city. Santacruiser, a pissist missionary, also arrived on the Cascadian side and built multiple Pee Pees and constructed a church. After some time, EstiQT passed over control of the local military to OriginalDogster. The new church was eventually the target of multiple suicide bombings on antxasil's behalf, despite successfully converting Moyashiro__ to pissism, which led to an escalation of fighting as antxasil equipped his armour to more safely defend the church, and Cascadia became wary of the possibility of a winnable fight on their end. While Dogster, Oilerator, and Santacruiser feigned retreat in order to catch antxasil off guard, he remained in Rexburg, with 32Oreo's defence of the town, originating from his dislike of Cascadia, leading to the offensive being called off for the night.