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This page is similar to another, you may be looking for [[The First Inuvik Crusade]], or perhaps [[The Second Inuvik Crusade]] | This page is similar to another, you may be looking for [[The First Inuvik Crusade]], or perhaps [[The Second Inuvik Crusade]] or [[The Pissmas Crusade]]. | ||
'''The Inuvik Crusades''' were a historic series of [[Pissism]] Crusades aimed against the capital of Inuvik, Holman. Provoked after the leader of Inuvik, [[Tyce]] began to unwarrantably attack players on the east coast and members of the [[Maritime East Coast Alliance (M.E.C.A)|Maritime East Coast Alliance (M.E.C.A.)]], who then sought the assistance of [[The Sex Army]], an extremist Pissist religious group, in retaliating against Tyce's attacks. The result of these talks culminated in The First Inuvik Crusade, a massive Pissism Crusade that lead to the downfall of Inuvik.[[File:Inuvik crusades.png|thumb|A set of historic photographs from the Inuvik Crusades. The Top is from the First Inuvik Crusade, and the Bottom is from the Second|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Inuvik_crusades.png|alt=|left|246x246px]]Although Inuvik is no longer a nation, the crusade is commemorated each year in reenactments of The First Inuvik Crusade, such as The Second Inuvik Crusade, which was celebrated and reenacted during the nation of [[Avalon]]'s second anniversary. {{Battle_template|title1 =The Inuvik Crusades |location = Holman, Inuvik|date = March 24th, 2020 & June 13th, 2021|belligerents = The Sex Army, M.E.C.A., Acadia, Avalon, Labrador, Québec | '''The Inuvik Crusades''' were a historic series of [[Pissism]] Crusades aimed against the capital of Inuvik, Holman. Provoked after the leader of Inuvik, [[Tyce]] began to unwarrantably attack players on the east coast and members of the [[Maritime East Coast Alliance (M.E.C.A)|Maritime East Coast Alliance (M.E.C.A.)]], who then sought the assistance of [[The Sex Army]], an extremist Pissist religious group, in retaliating against Tyce's attacks. The result of these talks culminated in The First Inuvik Crusade, a massive Pissism Crusade that lead to the downfall of Inuvik.[[File:Inuvik crusades.png|thumb|A set of historic photographs from the Inuvik Crusades. The Top is from the First Inuvik Crusade, and the Bottom is from the Second|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Inuvik_crusades.png|alt=|left|246x246px]]Although Inuvik is no longer a nation, the crusade is commemorated each year in reenactments of The First Inuvik Crusade, such as The Second Inuvik Crusade, which was celebrated and reenacted during the nation of [[Avalon]]'s second anniversary. {{Battle_template|title1 =The Inuvik Crusades |location = Holman, Inuvik|date = March 24th, 2020 & June 13th, 2021|belligerents = The Sex Army, M.E.C.A., Acadia, Avalon, Labrador, Québec | ||
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Everyone teleported to the new nation of [[Slave|Slave_lake]], similar to before, and began heading north to the old wrecked site of Holman, the now-fallen nation of Inuvik's former Capital. Some Acadians participating weren't allied with Slave_Lake, and had to teleport to other spawns instead. On the way there, many of the participating Pissists regrouped at an unclaimed Japanese-Inspired town, which was shortly crusaded upon while waiting. Once everyone was together again, they began a long walk to the old site of Holman. The place where the famous Trojan Cock used to lay left un-snowed, and thus made it easy to rebuild. Whilst rebuilding, Nethermite13 ran out of pink wool, and thus had to use netherrack for part of the tip, giving off the appearance of a burnt Pee Pee. The group took a picture beneath it.[[File:Holman.png|thumb|Holman after the crusade|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Holman.png|alt=]]Afterwards, they set out to Holman's residential district. The hill that the selfie from the 2020 Inuvik Crusade had been left intact, so everyone decided to reshoot the photo. It came out brilliantly. Afterwards, the group got to do something they never had the opportunity for the last time they crusaded Holman; crusading the residential district! As it was claimed last time, but unclaimed now! They placed as many Pee Pees as they could, even a member of [[Cascadia]]; Coolcon came to place more Pee Pee structures! After the events which took place, everyone went to play Jackbox, and the event was over. It was both an amazing series of crusades, and a great second year Anniversary for Avalon! | Everyone teleported to the new nation of [[Slave|Slave_lake]], similar to before, and began heading north to the old wrecked site of Holman, the now-fallen nation of Inuvik's former Capital. Some Acadians participating weren't allied with Slave_Lake, and had to teleport to other spawns instead. On the way there, many of the participating Pissists regrouped at an unclaimed Japanese-Inspired town, which was shortly crusaded upon while waiting. Once everyone was together again, they began a long walk to the old site of Holman. The place where the famous Trojan Cock used to lay left un-snowed, and thus made it easy to rebuild. Whilst rebuilding, Nethermite13 ran out of pink wool, and thus had to use netherrack for part of the tip, giving off the appearance of a burnt Pee Pee. The group took a picture beneath it.[[File:Holman.png|thumb|Holman after the crusade|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Holman.png|alt=]]Afterwards, they set out to Holman's residential district. The hill that the selfie from the 2020 Inuvik Crusade had been left intact, so everyone decided to reshoot the photo. It came out brilliantly. Afterwards, the group got to do something they never had the opportunity for the last time they crusaded Holman; crusading the residential district! As it was claimed last time, but unclaimed now! They placed as many Pee Pees as they could, even a member of [[Cascadia]]; Coolcon came to place more Pee Pee structures! After the events which took place, everyone went to play Jackbox, and the event was over. It was both an amazing series of crusades, and a great second year Anniversary for Avalon! | ||
== The Pissmas Crusade == | |||
[[File:BA4EBC69-53EE-4D7F-9220-AE21D3D5AB5D.jpg|thumb|The Trojan Cock, covered with leaves and ornaments|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:BA4EBC69-53EE-4D7F-9220-AE21D3D5AB5D.jpg|alt=]][[File:B19C2D2E-D238-4729-A107-348849A5291D.jpg|left|thumb|The group photo taken at the sacred Inuvik Hill, the site of the [[The First Inuvik Crusade]]|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:B19C2D2E-D238-4729-A107-348849A5291D.jpg|alt=]]Pissists, for a long time, had been without a holy day, the closest thing was the annual anniversary of the nation of Avalon, which was often accompanied by a Pissism Crusade, but Pissism had no holiday outside of politics within a nation. That is, until December 23rd, 2021, where a handful of high-ranking Pissists including Poop MattyG2012 decided to celebrate [[Pissmas]], which was to occur every 23rd of December to spite Christmas. The holiday would coincide with a Pissmas Crusade to the ruins of Holman, Inuvik, and this year was no different, with over seven Pissists joining in the crusade. More Pee-Pees were added to the already sprawling corpse of Inuvik. Nethermite13 added leaves to the Trojan Cock, and allowed other crusaders to place ornaments on it. Once it was complete, it was quite the sight to behold, and everyone came through for a group photo. | |||
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== The Third Inuvik Crusade...? == | == The Third Inuvik Crusade...? == | ||
The Third Inuvik Crusade is a speculated third edition of the original crusade. It is slated to take place on either March 24th, 2022 to honour the original crusade, or June 13th, 2022 to honour Avalon's probable third anniversary. Some have even suggested new dates, such as Acadia's anniversary or Quebec's, but all is extremely vague and speculatory as the crusade has yet to even be nearing to occur. | The Third Inuvik Crusade is a speculated third edition of the original crusade. It is slated to take place on either March 24th, 2022 to honour the original crusade, or June 13th, 2022 to honour Avalon's probable third anniversary. Some have even suggested new dates, such as Acadia's anniversary or Quebec's, but all is extremely vague and speculatory as the crusade has yet to even be nearing to occur. | ||