Marriages of Greaseballer

Greaseballer has attempted to engage in several marriages with other people, including Amphire, Nbax, SovietLord, Driifter, and Gorkymoo1119. Only one of these marriages are recognized, being the one between him and Driifter. Only 2 of these marriages have had weddings, those being Amphire and Sovietlord, The others didn't, but weddings with Gorkymoo1119 and Driifter have been considered possible in the future. The majority of these marriages were set up to anger the person that is allegedly being married and almost all of these marriages were ironic.

Marriage with Amphire

In response to Mongolia declaring war on Nubia, Greaseballer set up a marriage with Amphire in an attempt to anger him. A wedding was organized at Kraftier on September 20th, 2020. When the day arrived, it was heavily advertised in chat by the Nubians, the location was also switched to Dharug so more people could get there. Right before the wedding, Amphire left the server, so Greaseballer got his friend, StarKiller1744, to put on Amphire's skin and act as him. and on September 20th, 2020, Amphire and Greaseballer "married".

Marriage with SovietLord

On December 2nd, 2020, SovietLord and Greaseballer married. This marriage was due to several reasons, first being the fact that SovietLord is communist, and Greaseballer despises communism. The 2nd reason is SovietLord was saying homophobic things in global chat earlier in the day, and in an attempt to anger him. The wedding was organized on the spot and advertised in the chat at Arkansas. Nubians then came into Arkansas, in response Sovietlord set the nation spawn to private. The wedding soon turned into a battle between Nubia and Arkansas, but everyone left when Cubs_ showed up, attempting to get gear.

At present, Greaseballer still considers the marriage active, whilst SovietLord does not recognise it.

Marriage with Nbax

Greaseballer's marriage with nbax was set up only to piss off nbax, as he was rude to Greaseballer in global chat. This one had no official wedding, just Nubia mentioning it in global. nbax would later join Nubia's vc, only to get server muted.

Marriage with Gorkymoo1119

This marriage was ironic, with the only purpose was to mess with gorkymoo1119 and offend him. After some time, Greaseballer just started saying that gorkymoo1119 was his "Irish German American Wife" in an attempt to annoy him.

Marriage with Driifter

This marriage was made semi-seriously as both of them are good friends, and Greaseballer wanted to marry a woman, as all the people he had married previously were men. Unlike the previous marriages, Driifter recognized it, but like the last 2, there was no wedding, as Greaseballer finding unironic block game weddings 'cringe'. This marriage only pushed the myth that Driifter and Greaseballer are in a relationship, which isn't true as they did it because they are close friends.