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{{Town|color=Teal|name=Beenis Island<br>Wallis|title1=Nile|eras=|full_name=|name_in_towny=Beenis_Island|motto="soon to be a bussin metropolis."|nation=[[File:]] [[Tonga]]|population=3|established=May 5 2023|chunks=277|continent=[[Africa]]|official_language={{English}}|mayor= | {{Town|color=Teal|name=Beenis Island<br>Wallis|title1=Nile|eras=|full_name=|name_in_towny=Beenis_Island|motto="soon to be a bussin metropolis."|nation=[[File:]] [[Tonga]]|population=3|established=May 5 2023|chunks=277|continent=[[Africa]]|official_language={{English}}|mayor=MisterBeenis|past_mayors=|official_religion=Beenism|past_nations=|economic_system=[[file:Gold Icon.png|30px]] Pol Potism|political_system=[[file:Crown.png|30px]] Perfect Anarcho-socialism|image1=[[file:Beenis_island_flag_small.png]]}} | ||
'''Beenis island''' is a large town on the island of Wallis - to the west of Sexland and in the north of Tonga. | '''Beenis island''' is a large town on the island of Wallis - to the west of Sexland and in the north of Tonga. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
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f/ff/Resistance_flag.png|Flag of the resistance movement against the rollback. | f/ff/Resistance_flag.png|Flag of the resistance movement against the rollback. | ||
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=== Economic Development and Prosperity === | |||
Throughout August and September of 2024 Beenists spared no sacrifice to construct an underground shopping area, selling bulk and creating the "Stack Market", one of the few stock-market-like exchanges on EarthMC. | |||
To promote the store, a map art was created on the surface water around Beenis Island, showing the island sunken into water but not defeated. The islands outlines still visible, it was a sure sign that Beenism would rise again in the future. | |||
=== The second holy Beenhad === | |||
In mid October of 2024 Beenism would prevail and Beenis Island would be erect again. This moment was celebrated by Beenists around the world. Only three days later, the racist mods once again reared their ugly heads. | |||
They unjustly accused the Beenists of Terraforming once even though the island was clearly part of a '''claimed map art''' and had nothing to do with terraforming. This was acknowledged by the chief of the moderators, but an order was given to rebuild the map art high in the sky, such that the original shape island could be restored. | |||
It was a sure sign that there was nothing to be done and Beenis Island would be lost forever. | |||
=== Divine Intervention === | |||
In our darkest hour, when everything seemed lost, our prayers were heard. | |||
God himself came down on Beenis Island and transformed it into a vessel that ripped out of the earth and ascended into the skies.<sup>[2]</sup> | |||
Thanks to this miracle Beenis Island may continue to exist eternally protected by the holy trinity of cop-outs: | |||
====The holy trinity of Beenis==== | |||
* Beenis Island is part of a claimed map art, and claimed map art doesn't get rolled back, even though they change the dynmap. | |||
* Beenis Island is a ship and ships don't get rolled back, even though they change the dynmap | |||
* Beenis Island doesn't interfere with the shape of the original island in any way. | |||
'''Therefore it can't be terraforming''' | |||
=== Remarks === | === Remarks === | ||
[1] "Countless" as in "We haven't counted them yet" | [1] "Countless" as in "We haven't counted them yet" | ||
[2] This also scientifically proves that Beenism is the one true religion. | |||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
[[Category:Towns (Aurora)]] | [[Category:Towns (Aurora)]] | ||