Aurora:Beenis Island
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Beenis island is a large town on the island of Wallis - to the west of Sexland and in the north of Tonga.
History
Many great explorers have visited the island often mistakenly called Wallis in the past and set up shelter there. None of these settlements have lasted and their fate has faded into obscurity.
Modern history of Beenis island begins with the great Beehad of 2024 which saw radical Beenism fundamentalists conquer the island during the summer of 2024.
Due to the complexities of dealing with countries born out of religious movements the island remains in a disputed status.
Beenism
The history of Beenis Island is deeply intertwined with the religion of Beenism This happened shortly after Ddolf the conqueror, then a resident of Kuwait had numerous visions showing what he believed to be the true shape of earth, its past and present forms and its interconnection with all the creatures in the universe.
Beenists believe that a devine Island at the edge of the 24h daylight savings border in the pacific was home to Pham - the creator of all living things and all habitable realms. According to Beenist holy scripture this main deity created humans to protect the realm he created, but humans have failed catastrophically in this task. It also contains a prophecy that Pham is due to return on 7.7.2025 to pass judgement over those who have failed in his task. Since he will likely return to the island he once called home, Beenists have taken it upon themselves to restore his domicile to its former glory.
Daily life of believers is determined by the values of Beenism: The duty of all Beenists to pilgrimage to their ancestral land and place at least one dirt block in order to appease their deity. This act or restoring Phams domicile is said to absolve a believing Beenist from his ancestors wrongdoings.
Beenism has countless members[1] around the globe.
Naming
B.E.E.N.I.S. Island (often abreviated Beenis Island) stands for Best Ever Existing Nation In the Sea. Numerous misconseptions about a possible innuendo in relation to the name have been repeatedly rebuked by beenist religious schoolars.
Terraforming Allegations
As discussed previously Beenists are adamant that they did not terraform the Island formerly known as Wallis. They merely reverted the terraforming that was the result of years of neglect from all of humanity, letting Beenis Island shrink to the minuscule rock we call Wallis. As Beenists are only restoring their ancestral land to its former glory they are not in no way terraforming or creating artificial islands - because that would be agains server rules and Beenists have sworn to never break server rules.
Rollback by the racist mods
On 21. August 2024 the racist mods decided to roll back the progress that hard working Beenists had made. They decided to show a clear ethnic bias against the people of Beenis Island on behalf of their religious beliefs. This move garnered international condemnation and has gone down in history as one of the destructions of religious sites of all time. The Kuwaiti ambassador to Beenis Island Ddolf has even gone so far as to call it "9/11 for Beenists" and called for a second great Beehad. With tentions at an all time high resistance organizations have sworn to use guerilla tactics in order to defend their homeland from further attacks. With geopolitical tensions at an all-time high there is no telling what will come next for this beautiful nation.
Beenis Island on the dynmap at the height of its glory.
Beenis Island after the rollback.
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Flag of the resistance movement against the rollback.
Economic Development and Prosperity
Throughout August and September of 2024 Beenists spared no sacrifice to construct an underground shopping area, selling bulk and creating the "Stack Market", one of the few stock-market-like exchanges on EarthMC. To promote the store, a map art was created on the surface water around Beenis Island, showing the island sunken into water but not defeated. The islands outlines still visible, it was a sure sign that Beenism would rise again in the future.
The second holy Beehad
In mid October of 2024 Beenism would prevail and Beenis Island would be erect again. This moment was celebrated by Beenists around the world. Only three days later, the racist mods once again reared their ugly heads. They unjustly accused the Beenists of terraforming once more even though the island was clearly part of a claimed map art and had nothing to do with terraforming. This was acknowledged by the chief of the moderators, but an order was given to rebuild the map art high in the sky, such that the original shape of the island could be restored. It was a sure sign that there was nothing to be done, and Beenis Island would be lost forever.
Divine Intervention
In our darkest hour, when everything seemed lost, our prayers were heard. God himself came down on Beenis Island and transformed it into a vessel that ripped out of the earth and ascended into the skies.[2] Thanks to this miracle Beenis Island may continue to exist eternally, protected by the holy trinity of cop-outs:
The holy trinity of Beenis
- Beenis Island is part of a claimed map art, and claimed map arts don't get rolled back, even though they change the dynmap.
- Beenis Island is a ship and ships don't get rolled back, even though they change the dynmap
- Beenis Island doesn't interfere with the shape of the original island in any way.
Therefore it can't be terraforming
Remarks
[1] "Countless" as in "We haven't counted them yet"
[2] This also scientifically proves that Beenism is the one true religion.