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# Adherents are not allowed to steal from other members of the Church. | # Adherents are not allowed to steal from other members of the Church. | ||
# In order for one to officially rise up in the ranks of the Church, believers must be baptized in the Holy Ass Pool in Suna while an official Donkeyist priest instructs the believer in the doctrine of the Church. | # In order for one to officially rise up in the ranks of the Church, believers must be baptized in the Holy Ass Pool in Suna while an official Donkeyist priest instructs the believer in the doctrine of the Church. | ||
#The only way to get into the Donkeyist afterlife, the Great Stable, is to "pray to ass" every night. | # The only way to get into the Donkeyist afterlife, the Great Stable, is to "pray to ass" every night. | ||
# Adherents are not allowed to lie with Anti-Asses. | # Adherents are not allowed to lie with Anti-Asses. | ||
=== Church Ranks === | === Church Ranks === | ||
'''Ass Priest-''' | '''Ass Priest-''' Religious officials of the Donkeyist faith that represent the doctrine of the Church in the cities and towns of EarthMC. | ||
'''Ass Bishop-''' | '''Ass Bishop-''' Religious officials of the Donkeyist faith that have control of a nation's church property. | ||
'''Ass Cardinal-''' | '''Ass Cardinal-''' Religious officials of the Donkeyist faith that have control of a continent's church property. | ||
'''Ass Pope-''' The head of the Donkeyist religion. The elected Ass Pop controls all church property within the server and can nominate Ass Cardinals, though other Ass Cardinals have to agree on this. | |||
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