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# The name of the Messiah figure, Cleetus, must not be used inappropriately. | # The name of the Messiah figure, Cleetus, must not be used inappropriately. | ||
# Adherents are not allowed to kill other members of the Church unless sanctioned by a Church authority. | # Adherents are not allowed to kill other members of the Church unless sanctioned by a Church authority or the other party involved. | ||
# Adherents are not allowed to steal from other members of the Church. | # Adherents are not allowed to steal from other members of the Church. | ||
# In order for one to officially rise up in the ranks of the Church, believers must be baptized in the Holy Ass Pool in Suna while an official Donkeyist priest instructs the believer in the doctrine of the Church. | # In order for one to officially rise up in the ranks of the Church, believers must be baptized in the Holy Ass Pool in Suna while an official Donkeyist priest instructs the believer in the doctrine of the Church. | ||