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In September, townowner [[Megablocklyng]] becomes ever so interested in Pissism. as he owned a town in avalon, he was already a pissist. but he wanted more to do with his religion. He started building PP churches through out land, starting with one in his town and going from there. he cared for the sexually-hungry and gave them satisfaction. He was awarded in his efforts by Avalon nation leader Riley_McDonut, who asked the Ball god via discordapp who appointed him as the first Poop, Pissism's equivalent of a Pope, Mega was now the religious head of religious affairs, and would be grateful. However, war in spain had erupted, and as he had allies in spain Mega left Avalon for a duration to fight in the war. he would still remain religious. He was away for 1 month and even his town fell, but after the war, he set up a nation in northwestern Africa, and anounced that pissism would be the official religion there.

during the months of September to November, various world leaders of neighboring nation Quebec to Avalon actively denounce and prod against Pissism, instead stating that [[Bruhism]] is the true way to live under the god of bruh. This obviously angered the Poop, who with help from Dabs_All_OvarYT, teleported to Quebec's capital with stacks of magenta terracotta and placed various Dildoes and PPs all over the place to exact a religious crusade. Even though most of the PPs were removed later, the crusade was seen as a moderate success. Eventually, the main gamer against Pissism, [[Scorpionzzx]], said he would convert to pissism if Avalon were to vote for him in an election. Not really caring about the election, Avalon supported and Scorpion, along with the rest of Quebec, were converted to Pissism

during the months of September to November, various world leaders of neighboring nation Quebec (now known as Canada) to Avalon actively denounce and prod against Pissism, instead stating that [[Bruhism]] is the true way to live under the god of bruh. This obviously angered the Poop, who with help from Dabs_All_OvarYT, teleported to Quebec's capital with stacks of magenta terracotta and placed various Dildoes and PPs all over the place to exact a religious crusade. Even though most of the PPs were removed later, the crusade was seen as a moderate success. Eventually, the main gamer against Pissism, [[Scorpionzzx]], said he would convert to pissism if Avalon were to vote for him in an election. Not really caring about the election, Avalon supported and Scorpion, along with the rest of Quebec, were converted to Pissism

In addition, Riley_McDonut also at this time in order to build a new Avalon-themed Museum, entitled the "Balloseum", he destroyed the Dildo's Dildo to gain more space, This accidentally sparked the dark era of Avalon. Where Avalon lost a significant part of its territory and playerbase. It is theorized that the Ball God was not happy with riley and therefore cursed the nation into a depression.

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For the past few months, high-ranking members of the Sex Army expressed wishing that Pissism had it's own internationally recognized state. That dream, at the time looked unbelievable due to the price of a nation. However, fellow gamer [[Flame51]] had donated almost 500 gold to the cause, and on March 21rst, Megablocklyng sold his nation of Western_Sahara to someone, and left to remake his beloved town Pissistan in [[Kush]]. Kush itself is an actual past IRL nation in lower egypt. Mega made Kush and Pissistan however, due to some unexplainable force, possibly by the mods, possibly by the bactrians, and possibly by the beeists, the server had to be restarted and all towns reset to 6 hours before the restart, before Kush was made. Mega made a ticket and became extremely impatient with the mods, as they seemed more content in dealing with fickle anti-pissist griefing tickets rather than restoring an entire nation. As of March 24th, they still haven't responded.

Pissism has had, mostly unknown history even to those that are Pissist. To document, the history of the religion, Dabs_All_OvarYT released a short film documentary of the History of Pissism promptly named "Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion" under the studio [[20th Century Faux]], a subsidiary of [[Faux News]]. It was released on March 23nd, 2020 and features both appearances from Dabs but also Riley_McDonut under his Youtube name 'I am E'. Even though Kush wasn't mentioned much in the video due to the film production starting before Kush's creation, it did get a small shoutout in the closure of the film. The video became immensely popular and received much positive attension in a short amount of time, and even got to the point where the Beeists tried to raid Avalon due to being denounced in the documentary.

Pissism has had, mostly unknown history even to those that are Pissist. To document, the history of the religion, Dabs_All_OvarYT released a short film documentary of the History of Pissism promptly named "Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion" under the studio [[20th Century Faux]], a subsidiary of [[Faux News]]. It was released on March 23nd, 2020 and features both appearances from Dabs but also Riley_McDonut under his Youtube name 'I am E'. Even though Kush wasn't mentioned much in the video due to the film production starting before Kush's creation, it did get a small shoutout in the closure of the film. The video became immensely popular and received much positive attension in a short amount of time, and even got to the point where the Beeists tried to raid Avalon due to being denounced in the documentary. However, the newfound attention that Pissism was getting from the documentary would push not only Pissism, but earthmc religions in general into the mainstream, causing some good, and some bad.

==== Minor Religions and Protestant Peeism ====

With Pissism's newfound attention from the documentary, this led to people wanting the same level of fame and new religions popping up in the server, with players wanting to become famous as well. Such as Witherism and Lakeism. Many of them stating weird reasons at how their religion is not against Pissism because x y and z = penis. Such as in Witherism, where the Witherists claimed that when you flip a wither over, it looks like a PP with 3 scrotums. This may have been an excuse to not be crusaded by the Pissists.

This also leads to a user by the name of [[xRonald_Reaganx]] making outrageous claims about Pissism in chat. Such as stating how it's a cult and it's not ethical. However, he then revealed publicly that he would be making a Protestant sect of Pissism to ''quote-on-quote'' "Fix your mistakes", this angered the general Pissist public, who with help from the Sex Army; Teleported to Ronaldo's nation of [[Imperial_Canada]] and began and intense crusade all across his nation. Afterwards, Ronald's been a lot more quiet about Protestant Pissism, which may have been due to the crusade.

=== '''Beliefs''' ===

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* '''St. Riley_McDonut of Dildo - '''Shite Riley_McDonut was the second and last only individual to glance upon the ball god. He originally did not like Dabs's town encroaching upon his borders and if not persuaded by the ball god might have spelt the end of Pissism. His contruction of the [[Dildo's Dildo]] along with making Pissism the national religion of the nation of [[Avalon]] earned him the right to enter as a Shite of Pissism

* '''St. Scorpionzzx of Rennes - '''Shite Scorpionzzx; similiar to Riley did not at first like this one nation doing well south of his, and schemed to create a rival religion to take out Pissism. He adopted Bruhism and this kicks off many crusades against Quebec (Now [[Quebec.1|Canada]]). After alot of crusadering he proposed a deal to the Pissism Council. He would convert himself and the rest of Quebec to Pissism if all Pissists were to vote for him in an upcoming elections. Since politics are pointless the Pissists accepted the deal and Scorp converted. He even built the largest standing Pissism church by chunks in the server. This along with his eagerness to spread Pissism after the crusades earned him the right to enter as a Shite of Pissism

* '''St. MattyG2012 of pee_pee_island - '''Shite MattyG2012 is a friend of Dabs_All_OvarYT that helped him with early buildings in pee pee island. He helped get a lot of the town off the ground that paved the way to Pissism's spread. He also participated in the earliest known record of what could be considered a Pissism Crusade, which occured during the Greenland Crisis against [[Baptiste1006]]

* '''St. ToboCoolMan2000 of pee_pee_island - '''Similiar to matt, Shite ToboCoolMan2000 is MattyG2012's brother, and also helped with infrastructure and stuff. Also assisted with the first recorded crusade as he attended much of the crusade.

==== How do i get entered as a Shite or a Poop? ====

To get entered as a Shite, you must have done some important array of tasks and have been approved by the Current Poop. If you do anything out of line with Pissism however, the Poop can redact you from ~~the~~ Shitery.

To get entered as a Shite, you must have done some important array of tasks and have been approved by the Current Poop. If you do anything out of line with Pissism however, the Poop can redact you from whatever Shitery.

To get entered, or ordained as a Poop. It is mostly Impossible. As there can only be one per server, only a few select individuals will ever be a Poop in the servers lifespan. So pucker up to the current Poop and may the pee pee be with you!

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==== Butholba's Witnesses ====

Butholba's Witnesses are individuals that have falsely or ongoingly claim to have seen the Ball God or have had visions of seeing the Ball god. These accusations are often done for clout or by those who failed the entry test for Shites and still want to get in. Luckily, these claims are often debunked by asking the Ball God himself over Discord. They are called Butholba's Witnesses because a '<nowiki/>''Buthol'<nowiki/>'' is an Ancient Avalonese term for a false prophet. And the '<nowiki/>''-ba''' suffix implies that it is a person's name or identity. Therefor identifying the person who made these wacky claims, as quite the liar of such magnitudes.

==== Lists of Pissism Churches ====

St. Dabs_All_OvarYT of pee_pee_island Pissism Church --- pee_pee_island, Avalon

Pissism Temple --- Rennes, Canada

St. Riley_McDonut of Dildo Pissism Church --- Windmere, Canada

St. MattyG2012 of pee_pee_island Pissism Church --- St. John, America

St. ToboCoolman2000 of pee_pee_island Pissism Church --- New_Scotland, Canada

St. Peter Pissism Church --- Ketapang, [[Demak]]

=== '''Screenshots of Pee Pees around the world''' ===

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 In September, townowner [[Megablocklyng]] becomes ever so interested in Pissism. as he owned a town in avalon, he was already a pissist. but he wanted more to do with his religion. He started building PP churches through out land, starting with one in his town and going from there. he cared for the sexually-hungry and gave them satisfaction. He was awarded in his efforts by Avalon nation leader Riley_McDonut, who asked the Ball god via discordapp who appointed him as the first Poop, Pissism's equivalent of a Pope, Mega was now the religious head of religious affairs, and would be grateful. However, war in spain had erupted, and as he had allies in spain Mega left Avalon for a duration to fight in the war. he would still remain religious. He was away for 1 month and even his town fell, but after the war, he set up a nation in northwestern Africa, and anounced that pissism would be the official religion there.
-during the months of September to November, various world leaders of neighboring nation Quebec to Avalon actively denounce and prod against Pissism, instead stating that [[Bruhism]] is the true way to live under the god of bruh. This obviously angered the Poop, who with help from Dabs_All_OvarYT, teleported to Quebec's capital with stacks of magenta terracotta and placed various Dildoes and PPs all over the place to exact a religious crusade. Even though most of the PPs were removed later, the crusade was seen as a moderate success. Eventually, the main gamer against Pissism, [[Scorpionzzx]], said he would convert to pissism if Avalon were to vote for him in an election. Not really caring about the election, Avalon supported and Scorpion, along with the rest of Quebec, were converted to Pissism
+during the months of September to November, various world leaders of neighboring nation Quebec (now known as Canada) to Avalon actively denounce and prod against Pissism, instead stating that [[Bruhism]] is the true way to live under the god of bruh. This obviously angered the Poop, who with help from Dabs_All_OvarYT, teleported to Quebec's capital with stacks of magenta terracotta and placed various Dildoes and PPs all over the place to exact a religious crusade. Even though most of the PPs were removed later, the crusade was seen as a moderate success. Eventually, the main gamer against Pissism, [[Scorpionzzx]], said he would convert to pissism if Avalon were to vote for him in an election. Not really caring about the election, Avalon supported and Scorpion, along with the rest of Quebec, were converted to Pissism
 In addition, Riley_McDonut also at this time in order to build a new Avalon-themed Museum, entitled the "Balloseum", he destroyed the Dildo's Dildo to gain more space, This accidentally sparked the dark era of Avalon. Where Avalon lost a significant part of its territory and playerbase. It is theorized that the Ball God was not happy with riley and therefore cursed the nation into a depression.
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 For the past few months, high-ranking members of the Sex Army expressed wishing that Pissism had it's own internationally recognized state. That dream, at the time looked unbelievable due to the price of a nation. However, fellow gamer [[Flame51]] had donated almost 500 gold to the cause, and on March 21rst, Megablocklyng sold his nation of Western_Sahara to someone, and left to remake his beloved town Pissistan in [[Kush]]. Kush itself is an actual past IRL nation in lower egypt. Mega made Kush and Pissistan however, due to some unexplainable force, possibly by the mods, possibly by the bactrians, and possibly by the beeists, the server had to be restarted and all towns reset to 6 hours before the restart, before Kush was made. Mega made a ticket and became extremely impatient with the mods, as they seemed more content in dealing with fickle anti-pissist griefing tickets rather than restoring an entire nation. As of March 24th, they still haven't responded.
-Pissism has had, mostly unknown history even to those that are Pissist. To document, the history of the religion, Dabs_All_OvarYT released a short film documentary of the History of Pissism promptly named "Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion" under the studio [[20th Century Faux]], a subsidiary of [[Faux News]]. It was released on March 23nd, 2020 and features both appearances from Dabs but also Riley_McDonut under his Youtube name 'I am E'. Even though Kush wasn't mentioned much in the video due to the film production starting before Kush's creation, it did get a small shoutout in the closure of the film. The video became immensely popular and received much positive attension in a short amount of time, and even got to the point where the Beeists tried to raid Avalon due to being denounced in the documentary.
+Pissism has had, mostly unknown history even to those that are Pissist. To document, the history of the religion, Dabs_All_OvarYT released a short film documentary of the History of Pissism promptly named "Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion" under the studio [[20th Century Faux]], a subsidiary of [[Faux News]]. It was released on March 23nd, 2020 and features both appearances from Dabs but also Riley_McDonut under his Youtube name 'I am E'. Even though Kush wasn't mentioned much in the video due to the film production starting before Kush's creation, it did get a small shoutout in the closure of the film. The video became immensely popular and received much positive attension in a short amount of time, and even got to the point where the Beeists tried to raid Avalon due to being denounced in the documentary. However, the newfound attention that Pissism was getting from the documentary would push not only Pissism, but earthmc religions in general into the mainstream, causing some good, and some bad.
+==== <u>Minor Religions and Protestant Peeism</u> ====
+With Pissism's newfound attention from the documentary, this led to people wanting the same level of fame and new religions popping up in the server, with players wanting to become famous as well. Such as Witherism and Lakeism. Many of them stating weird reasons at how their religion is not against Pissism because x y and z = penis. Such as in Witherism, where the Witherists claimed that when you flip a wither over, it looks like a PP with 3 scrotums. This may have been an excuse to not be crusaded by the Pissists.
+This also leads to a user by the name of [[xRonald_Reaganx]] making outrageous claims about Pissism in chat. Such as stating how it's a cult and it's not ethical. However, he then revealed publicly that he would be making a Protestant sect of Pissism to ''quote-on-quote'' "Fix your mistakes", this angered the general Pissist public, who with help from the Sex Army; Teleported to Ronaldo's nation of [[Imperial_Canada]] and began and intense crusade all across his nation. Afterwards, Ronald's been a lot more quiet about Protestant Pissism, which may have been due to the crusade.
 === '''Beliefs''' ===
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 * '''St. Riley_McDonut of Dildo - '''Shite Riley_McDonut was the second and last only individual to glance upon the ball god. He originally did not like Dabs's town encroaching upon his borders and if not persuaded by the ball god might have spelt the end of Pissism. His contruction of the [[Dildo's Dildo]] along with making Pissism the national religion of the nation of [[Avalon]] earned him the right to enter as a Shite of Pissism
 * '''St. Scorpionzzx of Rennes - '''Shite Scorpionzzx; similiar to Riley did not at first like this one nation doing well south of his, and schemed to create a rival religion to take out Pissism. He adopted Bruhism and this kicks off many crusades against Quebec (Now [[Quebec.1|Canada]]). After alot of crusadering he proposed a deal to the Pissism Council. He would convert himself and the rest of Quebec to Pissism if all Pissists were to vote for him in an upcoming elections. Since politics are pointless the Pissists accepted the deal and Scorp converted. He even built the largest standing Pissism church by chunks in the server. This along with his eagerness to spread Pissism after the crusades earned him the right to enter as a Shite of Pissism
+* '''St. MattyG2012 of pee_pee_island - '''Shite MattyG2012 is a friend of Dabs_All_OvarYT that helped him with early buildings in pee pee island. He helped get a lot of the town off the ground that paved the way to Pissism's spread. He also participated in the earliest known record of what could be considered a Pissism Crusade, which occured during the Greenland Crisis against [[Baptiste1006]]
+* '''St. ToboCoolMan2000 of pee_pee_island - '''Similiar to matt, Shite ToboCoolMan2000 is MattyG2012's brother, and also helped with infrastructure and stuff. Also assisted with the first recorded crusade as he attended much of the crusade.
 ==== <u>How do i get entered as a Shite or a Poop?</u> ====
-To get entered as a Shite, you must have done some important array of tasks and have been approved by the Current Poop. If you do anything out of line with Pissism however, the Poop can redact you from the Shitery.
+To get entered as a Shite, you must have done some important array of tasks and have been approved by the Current Poop. If you do anything out of line with Pissism however, the Poop can redact you from whatever Shitery.
 To get entered, or ordained as a Poop. It is mostly Impossible. As there can only be one per server, only a few select individuals will ever be a Poop in the servers lifespan. So pucker up to the current Poop and may the pee pee be with you!
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 ==== <u>Butholba's Witnesses</u> ====
 Butholba's Witnesses are individuals that have falsely or ongoingly claim to have seen the Ball God or have had visions of seeing the Ball god. These accusations are often done for clout or by those who failed the entry test for Shites and still want to get in. Luckily, these claims are often debunked by asking the Ball God himself over Discord. They are called Butholba's Witnesses because a '<nowiki/>''Buthol'<nowiki/>'' is an Ancient Avalonese term for a false prophet. And the '<nowiki/>''-ba''' suffix implies that it is a person's name or identity. Therefor identifying the person who made these wacky claims, as quite the liar of such magnitudes.
+==== <u>Lists of Pissism Churches</u> ====
+St. Dabs_All_OvarYT of pee_pee_island Pissism Church --- pee_pee_island, Avalon
+Pissism Temple --- Rennes, Canada
+St. Riley_McDonut of Dildo Pissism Church --- Windmere, Canada
+St. MattyG2012 of pee_pee_island Pissism Church --- St. John, America
+St. ToboCoolman2000 of pee_pee_island Pissism Church --- New_Scotland, Canada
+St. Peter Pissism Church --- Ketapang, [[Demak]]
 === '''Screenshots of Pee Pees around the world''' ===

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